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Offline Pastis

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18435 on: April 24, 2012, 11:31:19 AM »
Yesterday's small but messy incident involving my thigh and a very sharp Stanley knife blade may well prevent much carpet removal today. The greenhouse might feature heavily

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Might afford you a smile. razz:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18436 on: April 24, 2012, 11:42:30 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18437 on: April 24, 2012, 12:06:53 PM »
Under a tree eating my lunch in the car.
It's better than I ever even knew.  They say that the world was built for two.  Only worth living if somebody is loving you.  Baby now you do.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18438 on: April 24, 2012, 12:07:34 PM »
Sausage?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18439 on: April 24, 2012, 12:12:34 PM »
Ham Sandwich, fruit corner, banana.   cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18440 on: April 24, 2012, 03:34:56 PM »
Had a haircut .......... finally  tunble:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18441 on: April 24, 2012, 03:36:24 PM »
Trying to do some werk  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18442 on: April 24, 2012, 03:42:25 PM »
 whacky068?     happy100
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18443 on: April 24, 2012, 03:48:35 PM »
Trying to do some werk  noooo:

Same here.  The famine has turned into a feast and I'm approaching overload  eeek:

Finalising details for an expo next month and I find my stand # has been duplicated and is the same as some company from Korea  eeek: ::) . Emails flashed back and forth and as I thought, they fvcked it up. Details amended (going to print imminently!), onward and upward.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18444 on: April 24, 2012, 05:20:31 PM »
Trying to do some werk  noooo:

 point:

What could possibly go wrong?    whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18445 on: April 24, 2012, 05:35:55 PM »
Yesterday's small but messy incident involving my thigh and a very sharp Stanley knife blade may well prevent much carpet removal today. The greenhouse might feature heavily

.http://www.google.co.uk/#q=Gideon+Sundback&ct=sundback12-hp&oi=ddle&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.,cf.osb&fp=40c3feab51446151

Might afford you a smile. razz:

Ouch! I felt queazy(sp?) just reading that  sick2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18446 on: April 24, 2012, 05:37:23 PM »
She cut her leg off  ::)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18447 on: April 24, 2012, 05:38:21 PM »
Got a meeting tonight at 10.30 pm ............. noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18448 on: April 24, 2012, 05:42:45 PM »
Got a meeting tonight at 10.30 pm ............. noooo:

You have a bit part in a Nordic cop drama and I claim my 15 Krøne   razz:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18449 on: April 24, 2012, 05:43:28 PM »
Got a meeting tonight at 10.30 pm ............. noooo:

Aaaahhh is it date night ?  lol:
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