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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #1860 on: May 25, 2010, 05:33:20 PM »
I have been to the accountants in Limassol....

Now I am tasked with washing all the Sahara sand off the car and cleaning it out of the pool....  evil:

Wouldn't it have been easier to pay the accountants using money?

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I've misunderstood haven't I?  redface:

A little....  lol:


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #1861 on: May 25, 2010, 05:45:08 PM »
I think we still need to know why your pool is full of sand and not water and goats.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #1863 on: May 25, 2010, 05:48:57 PM »
I am in a situation  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #1864 on: May 25, 2010, 05:53:05 PM »
Ooh, ooh, ooh, hang on, I'll pull up an armchair   Popcorn:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #1865 on: May 25, 2010, 05:54:32 PM »
 Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #1866 on: May 25, 2010, 06:38:20 PM »
This may take some time


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #1867 on: May 25, 2010, 06:43:12 PM »
Will spill when I leave pub   redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #1868 on: May 25, 2010, 06:44:13 PM »
I WAIT WITH BATED BREATH  bom
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #1869 on: May 25, 2010, 07:00:13 PM »
I've eaten, I have a glass of something cool by my side, I'm all ears ...  Popcorn:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #1870 on: May 25, 2010, 07:32:28 PM »
 Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #1871 on: May 25, 2010, 07:39:56 PM »
As I have said elsewhere I have been interviewing the last 5 days solid. I am on the panel as the independent. anyway last day today so we have gone to the pub after finishIng. good night but left down to me and and another bloke. He has opted for the full on snog as a way of saying goodnight  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #1872 on: May 25, 2010, 07:41:21 PM »
As I have said elsewhere I have been interviewing the last 5 days solid. I am on the panel as the independent. anyway last day today so we have gone to the pub after finishIng. good night but left down to me and and another bloke. He has opted for the full on snog as a way of saying goodnight  noooo:

Tongues...?  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #1873 on: May 25, 2010, 07:45:52 PM »
 eeek: eeek:  Jumped by a work colleague!  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #1874 on: May 25, 2010, 07:56:58 PM »
He is very much my senior  eeek:

No tongues  evil:

Just had a text from said person saying " you are funny and sweet ( I can just imagine you pulling a face at the 'sweet ' comment ) will miss your cheeky grin now "

Suffice to say he is married   noooo:
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