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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18780 on: May 09, 2012, 05:46:18 AM »
Too many oysters and too much Guinness?

Today I will mostly be dodging builders peeing in the shed and cooking.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18781 on: May 09, 2012, 05:49:56 AM »
Why are the builders cooking in yer shed  rubschin: (peeing in there is of course perfectly understandable)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18782 on: May 09, 2012, 06:28:10 AM »
Car service this morning ..... Hosp appointment this afternoon .... It's all go here.  tunble:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18783 on: May 09, 2012, 06:31:11 AM »
Make sure they grease yer big end like  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18784 on: May 09, 2012, 06:35:35 AM »
Car service this morning ..... Hosp appointment this afternoon .... It's all go here.  tunble:

Let's hope so.  ;)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18785 on: May 09, 2012, 08:04:49 AM »
Been out to bank n stuff............very painless for Cyprus ......... :thumbsup:    hope the afternoon goes as smooth........

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18786 on: May 09, 2012, 10:11:03 AM »
I am getting emails from Sven in Germany with stuff for me to check, all pre-arranged no problem. We are now well into double figures and there's more to come.
At first they started off very formal and polite... "Dear Mr P, Please find attached... etc etc".
By no. 3 or no. 4 it became "Hi, ... more of the same"
By no. 6 or no. 7 it became "Hi, guess what? ..."
By no. 10 or no. 11 it became "Hi ... !!"

This morning's salutation runs thus:     " ........ "   ;D

German sense of humour?   rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18787 on: May 09, 2012, 10:16:41 AM »
Sven eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18788 on: May 09, 2012, 11:01:51 AM »
Just had a power nap............ cloud9:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18789 on: May 09, 2012, 11:38:45 AM »
And an earthquake ................ eeek:.........near BM ,,,,

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18790 on: May 09, 2012, 11:58:16 AM »
And an earthquake ................ eeek:.........near BM ,,,,

 eeek: eeek:             scared2:



http://cyprus-storms.webs.com/seismictsunami.htm
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18791 on: May 09, 2012, 12:14:16 PM »
I am getting emails from Sven in Germany with stuff for me to check, all pre-arranged no problem. We are now well into double figures and there's more to come.
At first they started off very formal and polite... "Dear Mr P, Please find attached... etc etc".
By no. 3 or no. 4 it became "Hi, ... more of the same"
By no. 6 or no. 7 it became "Hi, guess what? ..."
By no. 10 or no. 11 it became "Hi ... !!"

This morning's salutation runs thus:     " ........ "   ;D

German sense of humour?   rubschin:


I doubt it very much. Has he shown you his towel yet?

The builders are drilling so that they can chase the pipes in. I said the builders are drilling

I have to pee in the shed. redface: Mr C refuses to let me take the bath down to the bottom of the garden to grow mint in. evil:

Chopping and cutting followed by cooking have been the order of the day.

I have made wild rocket and watercress pesto, wild garlic pesto, spinach pesto my experiment with Swiss chard pesto went badly wrong.  noooo:

I really don't want to see another tomato for a while, I have just used up the frozen chillies from last year from now on in I will have to buy them. evil:

This afternoon will mostly be spent in the greenhouse I hope. cloud9:
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18792 on: May 09, 2012, 03:56:47 PM »
Sven eeek:

I keep wanting to call him Sam coz his surname is the German original of Wanamaker.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18793 on: May 09, 2012, 04:30:56 PM »
Car service (pre MOT) ...... reveals needs new exhaust. Have you seen the price of a complete exhaust for a Land Rover?  eeek:
Now pondering changing the car instead.


Hospital appointment (après-operation) reveals .... Cancer still in bladder = another op in June  Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18794 on: May 09, 2012, 04:34:29 PM »
 happy100    It'll keep you away from the festivities though  :thumbsup:
Like the Buddhist said to the hot dog vendor...
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