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Offline Pastis

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18825 on: May 11, 2012, 04:23:04 PM »
I sometimes get reproached for insisting a job is done in advance of the deadline. Today has delivered vindication of my reasoning  evil: .
A print job has arrived, promotional material for the end of the month. It involves a couple of folds; there are two ways to do it, the right way, and of course the wrong way.
Doubtless Mr Cock-up was standing next to the numpty in the finishing room because yes, it's been folded the wrong way  noooo:

I have been offered a 20% discount to accept the job as it stands ... Oh noes, they're going to do it the right way at their expense (+ delivery)  eveilgrin:

The incorrect material is still useable (if I run out) so I guess I'll have double the quantity at half the price  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18826 on: May 12, 2012, 06:53:07 AM »
The bike is shouting and rattling the locks.   
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18827 on: May 12, 2012, 07:57:47 AM »
Oi! Tell your bike 'on yer bike'
Rattling chains 'n locks 'n things is MY job! 

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18828 on: May 12, 2012, 08:08:35 AM »
 rubschin: Today I think I shall be kicking my estate agent's arse  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18829 on: May 12, 2012, 11:10:55 AM »
I'm back here like....  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18830 on: May 12, 2012, 11:16:24 AM »
Quote from: Barman on May 12, 2012, 11:10:55 AM
I'm back here like....  cloud9:

Where is 'here'?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18831 on: May 12, 2012, 11:36:26 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 12, 2012, 11:16:24 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 12, 2012, 11:10:55 AM
I'm back here like....  cloud9:

Where is 'here'?

Well.... here... with my bessy mates like.....  Thumbs:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18832 on: May 12, 2012, 11:45:46 AM »
Didja have a nice holiday?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18833 on: May 12, 2012, 11:57:44 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on May 12, 2012, 11:45:46 AM
Didja have a nice holiday?

It was awesome!  Thumbs:

Istanbul is the most amazing city I've ever visited.....  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18834 on: May 12, 2012, 01:59:15 PM »
Have just seen the strangest thing. Went to fill the car up ( sad24:) at Sainsbury's. There was a wumman waiting with a load of shopping. A man (her husband) drew up in a large car and put the shopping in the back seat. He then opened the boot and she climbed into it and lay down on a blanket  eeek:

He shut the boot and drove off.

There was no one else in the car.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18835 on: May 12, 2012, 02:01:30 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 12, 2012, 01:59:15 PM
Have just seen the strangest thing. Went to fill the car up ( sad24:) at Sainsbury's. There was a wumman waiting with a load of shopping. A man (her husband) drew up in a large car and put the shopping in the back seat. He then opened the boot and she climbed into it and lay down on a blanket  eeek:

He shut the boot and drove off.

There was no one else in the car.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18836 on: May 12, 2012, 04:31:48 PM »
30 miles around Pinvin, Fladbury, Grafton Flyford, Oddingley, Cropthorne... not in that order.  Then a lift back collecting plants for the containers.  Then an afternoon of rugby.   cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18837 on: May 12, 2012, 05:03:52 PM »
Pinvin, Fladbury, Grafton Flyford, Oddingley, Cropthorne

Cuthbert, Dibble and Grub?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18838 on: May 12, 2012, 05:26:00 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 12, 2012, 05:03:52 PM
Pinvin, Fladbury, Grafton Flyford, Oddingley, Cropthorne

Cuthbert, Dibble and Grub?

Starring Nick as the small part of Oddingley.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18839 on: May 12, 2012, 05:29:44 PM »
Faccombe :thumbsup:
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