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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18885 on: May 14, 2012, 05:43:05 AM »
Oh yes and even bigger news 'middle class' people are now using charity shops more  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18886 on: May 14, 2012, 07:13:16 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 14, 2012, 05:37:49 AM
Mr C likes to have BBC Breakfast TV on.  It is I believe supposed to be a news programme.  The wimmin on the programme wear party frocks. Angry9: Why?

The weather forecaster is doing an interview with a scout master about bob a job week. noooo:

Sport IMO is not news.  angry041:

Time to visit the greenhouse for a shower I think.

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Greenhouses, as I recall, are normally, a bit on the transparent side. Are you sure that's the best place to shower? Or is there something you're not telling us?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18887 on: May 14, 2012, 07:44:02 AM »
I am working at home today.

My brother is crashed out downstairs  noooo:

The Brat is in her room having a meltdown about her exams starting tomorrow.

Deep, deep joy  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18888 on: May 14, 2012, 08:41:26 AM »
Out, then back, then out, then back again  confused:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18889 on: May 14, 2012, 09:13:02 AM »
Quote from: Pastis on May 14, 2012, 08:41:26 AM
Out, then back, then out, then back again  confused:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18890 on: May 14, 2012, 09:40:45 AM »
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on May 14, 2012, 07:13:16 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 14, 2012, 05:37:49 AM
Mr C likes to have BBC Breakfast TV on.  It is I believe supposed to be a news programme.  The wimmin on the programme wear party frocks. Angry9: Why?

The weather forecaster is doing an interview with a scout master about bob a job week. noooo:

Sport IMO is not news.  angry041:

Time to visit the greenhouse for a shower I think.

 eeek:  stands back in amazement!   eeek:

Greenhouses, as I recall, are normally, a bit on the transparent side. Are you sure that's the best place to shower? Or is there something you're not telling us?

Fear not my little clanker of chains the greenhouse is lined with double sided bubble wrap and full of tomatoes and other things.  I do not shock the neighbours or the early morning dog walkers. angel1



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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18891 on: May 14, 2012, 01:45:46 PM »
I now have a Latvian decorator hose-cleaning the stonework outside my window and singing in a foreign tongue  ::)    noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18892 on: May 14, 2012, 01:46:47 PM »
Is she wearing a bikini?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18893 on: May 14, 2012, 01:51:21 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 14, 2012, 01:46:47 PM
Is she wearing a bikini?

No! It's a he ... wiv hoodie  ::)

If it was a she I'd open the window and offer refreshments  angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18894 on: May 14, 2012, 01:54:42 PM »
Impure thoughts  Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18895 on: May 14, 2012, 05:41:50 PM »
Oh, go forth and multiply you old 'has been' - no-one believes in you these days anyway - except those poor misguided buggers who think you're going to give 'em 72 virgins for blowing themselves up or somesuch.

Get a life!
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18896 on: May 14, 2012, 05:48:12 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18897 on: May 14, 2012, 06:01:07 PM »
I am back - having been to Larnaca airport....  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18898 on: May 14, 2012, 06:06:59 PM »
You've not missed much        whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #18899 on: May 14, 2012, 06:07:43 PM »
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on May 14, 2012, 06:06:59 PM
You've not missed much        whistle:

god has been back then...?  ::)
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