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Offline Nick

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19065 on: May 21, 2012, 05:57:05 PM »
I trust Mrs TMRBB is bringing weapons
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19066 on: May 21, 2012, 05:57:42 PM »
2 of them  ;)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19067 on: May 21, 2012, 05:58:53 PM »
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19068 on: May 21, 2012, 10:20:10 PM »
Researching toilet seats. noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19069 on: May 22, 2012, 06:54:27 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19070 on: May 22, 2012, 07:19:06 AM »
The leccy men are back!  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19071 on: May 22, 2012, 07:20:32 AM »
Don't push me cause I'm close to the edge
I'm trying not to lose my head, ah huh-huh-huh
[ah huh-huh-huh]
[4th: say what?]
It's like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder
How I keep from going under
It's like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder
How I keep from going under


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19072 on: May 22, 2012, 07:23:03 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19073 on: May 22, 2012, 07:50:49 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on May 22, 2012, 07:20:32 AM
Don't push me cause I'm close to the edge
I'm trying not to lose my head, ah huh-huh-huh
[ah huh-huh-huh]
[4th: say what?]
It's like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder
How I keep from going under
It's like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder
How I keep from going under


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No apple for teecher?

You obviously need somebody to give you one today.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19074 on: May 22, 2012, 07:51:55 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 22, 2012, 07:50:49 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on May 22, 2012, 07:20:32 AM
Don't push me cause I'm close to the edge
I'm trying not to lose my head, ah huh-huh-huh
[ah huh-huh-huh]
[4th: say what?]
It's like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder
How I keep from going under
It's like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder
How I keep from going under


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No apple for teecher?

You obviously need somebody to give you one today.

I'll volunteer...
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19075 on: May 22, 2012, 07:57:12 AM »
Here's a little free tip
Don't coz she'll get the pip.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19076 on: May 22, 2012, 08:06:33 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on May 22, 2012, 07:57:12 AM
Here's a little free tip
Don't coz she'll get the pip.

Quite so Uncle, like you said
She'd put her axe right through his head
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19077 on: May 22, 2012, 08:12:07 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 22, 2012, 08:06:33 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on May 22, 2012, 07:57:12 AM
Here's a little free tip
Don't coz she'll get the pip.

Quite so Uncle, like you said
She'd put her axe right through his head

I think you'll find that she will accept
When it comes to women, I am adept
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19078 on: May 22, 2012, 09:01:26 AM »
The builders have left. Today I am celebrating. Party001: Party001:

Oh and hoovering up the builders dust which has managed to get into just about every nook and cranny imaginable. evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19079 on: May 22, 2012, 09:10:35 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 22, 2012, 09:01:26 AM
The builders have left. Today I am celebrating. Party001: Party001:

Oh and hoovering up the builders dust which has managed to get into just about every nook and cranny imaginable. evil:

The builders gone, and won't be back
Now you can Hoover every crack
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