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Offline Just One More

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19245 on: May 27, 2012, 08:50:18 PM »
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Quote from: Miss Demeanour on May 27, 2012, 07:09:56 PM
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Quote from: Miss Demeanour on May 27, 2012, 07:02:04 PM
I wasn't sure either . I just thought it was because I am stoopid  redface:


No comment,,,,,,,,

Shouldn't that be no comma, no comma, no comma, no comma, no comma, no comma, no comma, no comma, no comment  lol:

Wasn't that a culture club song...........


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19246 on: May 28, 2012, 07:15:40 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on May 27, 2012, 06:50:24 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on May 27, 2012, 03:01:33 PM
Just went to Morrisons to top up on ice cream supplies.

There are about 10 steps to walk up and enter the store. I just get in through the entrance to hear a load of kerfuffle,

It would appear that some wino had run out of his supplies too  lol:

However it didn't seem he was prepared to pay for his  nonono:

He had on a rucksack.

The noise gave way to a security guard dragging this bloke along the floor by the hoop at the top of his rucksack. He was like an upside down turtle . But he was pulling this bloke with one hand with the confiscated bottle in the other  eeek:

Pisshead was wiggling his arms and legs but the poor little turtle never stood a chance  lol:

Then he gets him to the steps and just throws him down  eeek:

No need to bother the police today  :thumbsup:

I don't know much about this security guard malarkey, but I would imagine this is some sort of distraction technique  rubschin:


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19247 on: May 28, 2012, 02:46:56 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 27, 2012, 07:15:15 PM
I think Miss D and I could have nice day out at Matlock Bath  cloud9:   With Pastis of course  :thumbsup:

I too have very fond memories of Matlock Bath, it's not far from here either.  VP day out then?

I am back from the field.  Caught some American Cray fish in the river. A very nice supper will be had in a day or so. cloud9:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19248 on: May 28, 2012, 09:52:00 PM »
Just got home ..........time for a large vino........... cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19249 on: May 29, 2012, 03:39:55 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on May 28, 2012, 09:52:00 PM
Just got home ..........time for a large vino........... cloud9:

Lie-in tomorrer then...?  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19250 on: May 29, 2012, 05:44:27 AM »
Morning at work and then afternoon at Porchester Spa  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19251 on: May 29, 2012, 05:46:46 AM »
Smug witch  but am soooo comfy here at the moment.   ::)







Have a lovely afternoon Miss D.    ;D
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19252 on: May 29, 2012, 07:27:11 AM »
Today I shall be mainly staying indoors ... The "Torch Relay" has caused many roads to be closed in this area for protacted periods so I can't be arsed to go out.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19253 on: May 29, 2012, 12:09:38 PM »
My phone playing up today........ cussing:..........  and dealing with wankers......... cussing:        ( not the phone company )
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19254 on: May 29, 2012, 12:12:59 PM »
I am covered in petrol....  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19255 on: May 29, 2012, 12:19:57 PM »
 eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19256 on: May 29, 2012, 12:21:49 PM »
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I am covered in petrol....  evil:


Did you ask to stay for other beer........ point:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19257 on: May 29, 2012, 12:23:11 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on May 29, 2012, 12:21:49 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 29, 2012, 12:12:59 PM
I am covered in petrol....  evil:


Did you ask to stay for other beer........ point:

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No.  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19258 on: May 29, 2012, 03:24:07 PM »
Quote from: Barman on May 29, 2012, 12:12:59 PM
I am covered in petrol....  evil:

Don't get near anything with sparks would be my considered advice!
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19259 on: May 29, 2012, 03:43:16 PM »
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on May 29, 2012, 03:24:07 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 29, 2012, 12:12:59 PM
I am covered in petrol....  evil:

Don't get near anything with sparks would be my considered advice!

LL came towards me smoking her fag....  evil:
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