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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19470 on: June 12, 2012, 08:57:33 AM »
Quite so Snoopy.

As I seem to be getting nowhere with the local council, no change there then, I am going to try and calm down in the garden.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19471 on: June 12, 2012, 11:59:22 AM »
Someone has just offered me a £1000 to do nothing  rubschin:

Cheaper than the insurance quote I suppose  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19472 on: June 12, 2012, 01:10:10 PM »
I'm back here like!  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19473 on: June 13, 2012, 08:08:57 AM »
Today I will mostly be taking morphine.  eeek:  sleep017
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19474 on: June 13, 2012, 08:40:37 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19475 on: June 13, 2012, 09:41:25 AM »
I'm back here like!  cloud9:

Today I will mostly be taking morphine.  eeek:  sleep017

Surely having BM around isn't that bad Miss C.  eeek:



Seriously though, I hope you are ok.  happy100
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19476 on: June 13, 2012, 10:16:13 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19477 on: June 13, 2012, 10:23:37 AM »
Admit it BM, if it had been anyone else you would have done exactly the same.  point:

Pretty good day so far, one interview out of the way which seemed to go well. If I get that job then I owe Alan Bleasdale a pont  lol:

Another interview later with the local council.  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19478 on: June 13, 2012, 12:25:46 PM »
Oh no if you get that job you will have gone over to 'the dark side'. scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19479 on: June 13, 2012, 02:02:03 PM »
Oh no if you get that job you will have gone over to 'the dark side'. scared2:

With Miss D like!  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19480 on: June 13, 2012, 05:13:43 PM »
Well the council interview was interesting, turns out I'd been sent the wrong job spec  I ended up asking more questions than they did.  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19481 on: June 13, 2012, 05:15:14 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19482 on: June 13, 2012, 05:21:22 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19483 on: June 14, 2012, 05:39:03 AM »
It's better than I ever even knew.  They say that the world was built for two.  Only worth living if somebody is loving you.  Baby now you do.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19484 on: June 14, 2012, 12:40:55 PM »
Thanks Tipsy.

I seem to have rather a lot of soap to wrap up. confused:  I have been to visit another a mad woman who lives on the hill with chickens cloud9: ducks cloud9:goats cloud9: and horses.  She gave me rather a lot of eggs oh and a magnetic bracelet which will enable me to skip around the block by this time tomorrow. noooo:
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