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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19560 on: June 19, 2012, 04:23:43 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19561 on: June 19, 2012, 05:30:51 AM »
Today I shall mostly be taking the dogs to the hairdresser....  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19562 on: June 19, 2012, 06:06:00 AM »


Today, I shall mostly be in Guildford, Wisley and Winchester
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19563 on: June 19, 2012, 07:06:40 AM »
I shall be mainly wondering how I am meant to be doing all that by then  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19564 on: June 19, 2012, 07:47:56 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19565 on: June 19, 2012, 12:26:27 PM »
Woodstock is marking A level papers.
She is  happy002   sadsmiley45:  Yargh: and  Banghead

Meanwhile it is my task to keep the  eatdrink013 flowing.

She only has 500 scripts to mark in three weeks. whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19566 on: June 19, 2012, 12:27:35 PM »
Woodstock is marking A level papers.
She is  happy002   sadsmiley45:  Yargh: and  Banghead

Meanwhile it is my task to keep the  eatdrink013 flowing.

She only has 500 scripts to mark in three weeks. whistle:

I look forward to the sharing of some howlers.  ;)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19567 on: June 19, 2012, 12:41:23 PM »
They come from all over England ..... no names or schools, just candidate numbers shown on them.
It's all done on line, she gets a scanned copy of each one to read and grade.
Due to the scanning she also gets to see the handwriting  ::)

One kid wrote a lengthy bit about only half the question ~ events to be compared in two reigns ~ dates were given in the question. Candidate gave a good evaluation of the first King's reign but completely left out anything about the second. At the end of the essay the student has written "WHOOPS!" and drawn an arrow to the second set of dates in the question, alongside the "WHOOPS!" they have drawn a  cry: so clearly when re-reading they realised that they had missed the comparison but didn't have time to do it.   ::) 
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19568 on: June 19, 2012, 12:43:43 PM »
They come from all over England ..... no names or schools, just candidate numbers shown on them.
It's all done on line, she gets a scanned copy of each one to read and grade.
Due to the scanning she also gets to see the handwriting  ::)

One kid wrote a lengthy bit about only half the question ~ events to be compared in two reigns ~ dates were given in the question. Candidate gave a good evaluation of the first King's reign but completely left out anything about the second. At the end of the essay the student has written "WHOOPS!" and drawn an arrow to the second set of dates in the question, alongside the "WHOOPS!" they have drawn a  cry: so clearly when re-reading they realised that they had missed the comparison but didn't have time to do it.   ::) 
Woodstock shows no mercy!  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:

I remember finishing an exam early once and sat there with a self-satisfied grin on my face while everybody else was still working.... Until I discovered the second question on the back of the paper....  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19569 on: June 19, 2012, 01:13:08 PM »
For each subject requiring an essay I had worked up a stock essay that enabled me to answer any question that might come up, honed it over several months and simply reproduced it from memory come the exams. Served me well enough ...... I have recently discovered, from his autobiography, that Stephen Fry did the same thing whilst at Cambridge.

EG For English Lit you know that you will be asked to compare two poems, you also know that the poems will be a different take on the same subject and all you really need is to have a grasp of the symbolic language used (Lambs will always be a reference to Jesus for example ~ same in Art Appreciation).  History will always require a comparison of two Monarchs as in "Was Henry VIII a better ruler than Queen Elizabeth I?".....  "Different but not necessarily better" just about sums it up. Leave the dates to those with retentive memories for facts and figures, they will prolly fail anyway.
In both subjects it is perfectly possible to answer the question by bullshitting your way up to the required word count and thus obtain a decent grade .... the examiners are looking for a reasoned argument not a specific answer.

So few schools teach this skill nowadays.  noooo:

  rubschin:  Mind you it doesn't work for Maths, Chemistry or Physics all of which I failed ..... dismally.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19570 on: June 19, 2012, 01:47:43 PM »
For each subject requiring an essay I had worked up a stock essay that enabled me to answer any question that might come up, honed it over several months and simply reproduced it from memory come the exams. Served me well enough ...... I have recently discovered, from his autobiography, that Stephen Fry did the same thing whilst at Cambridge.

EG For English Lit you know that you will be asked to compare two poems, you also know that the poems will be a different take on the same subject and all you really need is to have a grasp of the symbolic language used (Lambs will always be a reference to Jesus for example ~ same in Art Appreciation).  History will always require a comparison of two Monarchs as in "Was Henry VIII a better ruler than Queen Elizabeth I?".....  "Different but not necessarily better" just about sums it up. Leave the dates to those with retentive memories for facts and figures, they will prolly fail anyway.
In both subjects it is perfectly possible to answer the question by bullshitting your way up to the required word count and thus obtain a decent grade .... the examiners are looking for a reasoned argument not a specific answer.

So few schools teach this skill nowadays.  noooo:

  rubschin:  Mind you it doesn't work for Maths, Chemistry or Physics all of which I failed ..... dismally.

 lol: lol: lol:

I could do maths and physics - it woz Engrish that I cood not dew....  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19571 on: June 19, 2012, 02:25:30 PM »
I excelled at everything at school. Apart from Basketball, obviously.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19572 on: June 19, 2012, 02:38:30 PM »
I excelled at everything at school. Apart from Basketball, obviously.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19573 on: June 19, 2012, 02:52:07 PM »
I excelled at everything at school. Apart from Basketball, obviously.

Couldn't they get you through the net?  ;)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #19574 on: June 19, 2012, 03:59:04 PM »
Have been at the library all day   angel1
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