The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Snoopy]

Woo Hoo ...Miss D is going to receive a one off bonus for some work done  in the last financial year. 

Drinks are on me 

  You'll be wanting Jimmy Carr's Accountant's phone number then.....

[Miss Demeanour]

Shh Miss D we don't want to get him over excited or he won't sleep.

I now know why I wasn't able to roll over like 

You managed under quite well though 

[Miss Demeanour]

Woo Hoo ...Miss D is going to receive a one off bonus for some work done  in the last financial year. 

Drinks are on me 

  You'll be wanting Jimmy Carr's Accountant's phone number then.....

Oh yes.....it's enough to warrant on offshore account 

[Miss Demeanour]

It's one of them there days.

I come home and have an email that I have got £30 worth of Amazon vouchers for completing some survey thing that I did 

[The Moan Ranger]

It's one of them there days.

I come home and have an email that I have got £30 worth of Amazon vouchers for completing some survey thing that I did 

Spend it at the VP 

[Miss Demeanour]

I've already offered to buy drinks 

[The Moan Ranger]

I've already offered to buy drinks 

I doubt LL will allow BM to indulge 

[Miss Demeanour]

You can have his Fruit Shoot then 

[Nick]

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Well done Miss D. 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Well done Miss D.

It's been one of them there day's here too.  I have been clumsier than normal, two glasses and one bowl broken.

The ancient whizzy machine refused to work and the 'all new super wondrous whizzy machine that I ordered from Amazon (you listening BM or at least reading) has had it's delivery date delayed.

I now have to go and clear up the latest broken glass, which contained water, how does such a small amount of liquid manage to travel so far.

I then need to wrap some soap, as you do.

[Miss Demeanour]

Whoops a Daisy Miss C - I hope you can blame Nick. I always find it helps 

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

Well done Miss D.

It's been one of them there day's here too.  I have been clumsier than normal, two glasses and one bowl broken.

The ancient whizzy machine refused to work and the 'all new super wondrous whizzy machine that I ordered from Amazon (you listening BM or at least reading) has had it's delivery date delayed.

I now have to go and clear up the latest broken glass, which contained water, how does such a small amount of liquid manage to travel so far.

I then need to wrap some soap, as you do.

You can't go wrong with a Kenwood tho.... 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

I have been up to my eyes in complaints to a car company, university applications, booking flights, car hire, route planning and packing cases.  A VAT is called for.... a large one.