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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20055 on: July 22, 2012, 12:27:45 PM »
Catching up on two days of riveting shite posts.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20056 on: July 23, 2012, 03:42:03 AM »
Home from work, then in the back of a police van. What fun!
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20057 on: July 23, 2012, 03:45:34 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on July 23, 2012, 03:42:03 AM
Home from work, then in the back of a police van. What fun!


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20058 on: July 23, 2012, 04:00:35 AM »
The Mrs was awake and heard the sound of car door handles being tried, without the door opening. She looked out of the window and saw two scrotes - one already in a neighbours van, the other trying to get into other cars. At this point I was just rounding the corner on the way home from work and they took fright and buggered off. We called the police and they turned up 15 minutes later. In between, they had nabbed two scrotes about half a mile away and were holding them under a street light. We were asked to get in the police van and do a "drive by" to see if we could identify them. I only saw them running away, but the Mrs had seen them head on. As soon as we went past them in the van, the Mrs said "that's them!". So now they're banged up!
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20059 on: July 23, 2012, 04:13:45 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on July 23, 2012, 04:00:35 AM
The Mrs was awake and heard the sound of car door handles being tried, without the door opening. She looked out of the window and saw two scrotes - one already in a neighbours van, the other trying to get into other cars. At this point I was just rounding the corner on the way home from work and they took fright and buggered off. We called the police and they turned up 15 minutes later. In between, they had nabbed two scrotes about half a mile away and were holding them under a street light. We were asked to get in the police van and do a "drive by" to see if we could identify them. I only saw them running away, but the Mrs had seen them head on. As soon as we went past them in the van, the Mrs said "that's them!". So now they're banged up!


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20060 on: July 23, 2012, 05:29:25 AM »
If TMR and Nick went out on a night together...   scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20061 on: July 23, 2012, 07:13:00 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on July 23, 2012, 04:00:35 AM
The Mrs was awake and heard the sound of car door handles being tried, without the door opening. She looked out of the window and saw two scrotes - one already in a neighbours van, the other trying to get into other cars. At this point I was just rounding the corner on the way home from work and they took fright and buggered off. We called the police and they turned up 15 minutes later. In between, they had nabbed two scrotes about half a mile away and were holding them under a street light. We were asked to get in the police van and do a "drive by" to see if we could identify them. I only saw them running away, but the Mrs had seen them head on. As soon as we went past them in the van, the Mrs said "that's them!". So now they're banged up!

Filthy grass....  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20062 on: July 23, 2012, 09:00:38 AM »
Quote from: Barman on July 23, 2012, 07:13:00 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on July 23, 2012, 04:00:35 AM
The Mrs was awake and heard the sound of car door handles being tried, without the door opening. She looked out of the window and saw two scrotes - one already in a neighbours van, the other trying to get into other cars. At this point I was just rounding the corner on the way home from work and they took fright and buggered off. We called the police and they turned up 15 minutes later. In between, they had nabbed two scrotes about half a mile away and were holding them under a street light. We were asked to get in the police van and do a "drive by" to see if we could identify them. I only saw them running away, but the Mrs had seen them head on. As soon as we went past them in the van, the Mrs said "that's them!". So now they're banged up!

Filthy grass....  noooo:

Well BM, if that's your attitude, I rather hope a couple of Cypriot scrotes drop by yours in the wee small hours!

Well done TMR - most public spirited of you! Have a Youngs on me!
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20063 on: July 23, 2012, 10:32:30 AM »
We have just been dealing with Utility Warehouse. We have been a customer of theirs for a few years now and have been very impressed by them, it seems that they are branching out all in all a most interesting morning.  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20064 on: July 23, 2012, 11:15:10 AM »
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 23, 2012, 09:00:38 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 23, 2012, 07:13:00 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on July 23, 2012, 04:00:35 AM
The Mrs was awake and heard the sound of car door handles being tried, without the door opening. She looked out of the window and saw two scrotes - one already in a neighbours van, the other trying to get into other cars. At this point I was just rounding the corner on the way home from work and they took fright and buggered off. We called the police and they turned up 15 minutes later. In between, they had nabbed two scrotes about half a mile away and were holding them under a street light. We were asked to get in the police van and do a "drive by" to see if we could identify them. I only saw them running away, but the Mrs had seen them head on. As soon as we went past them in the van, the Mrs said "that's them!". So now they're banged up!

Filthy grass....  noooo:

Well BM, if that's your attitude, I rather hope a couple of Cypriot scrotes drop by yours in the wee small hours!

Well done TMR - most public spirited of you! Have a Youngs on me!

Too right ~ and have it away in his Toyota Pajama.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20065 on: July 23, 2012, 11:34:50 AM »
You boys make I larf!  lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20066 on: July 23, 2012, 12:21:55 PM »
There is another side of course - ever wondered how BM funds the pub?

Where did the Pajama and L200 come from?

Enquiring minds want to know - the ones in blue suits?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20067 on: July 23, 2012, 12:27:59 PM »
I spoke to my neighbour this morning - he reckons they took about £500 worth of tools, but luckily all his really expensive stuff was left on the site he is working on. I hope they string the little shits up!
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20068 on: July 23, 2012, 12:33:08 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on July 23, 2012, 12:27:59 PM
I spoke to my neighbour this morning - he reckons they took about £500 worth of tools, but luckily all his really expensive stuff was left on the site he is working on. I hope they string the little shits up!

A police caution prolly...  noooo:

I watched that police death camera action road cops programme last night - what a farce...  noooo:

They're really only interested in nicking you if you've had a drink... anything else is let off with a caution or they can't find enough evidence...  noooo:

Honestly, they deploy ££££££££££££££s of resources, CCTV, helicopter, dog teams, mobile units from all over the place and then let them walk off....
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20069 on: July 23, 2012, 12:36:08 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 23, 2012, 12:33:08 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on July 23, 2012, 12:27:59 PM
I spoke to my neighbour this morning - he reckons they took about £500 worth of tools, but luckily all his really expensive stuff was left on the site he is working on. I hope they string the little shits up!

A police caution prolly...  noooo:

I watched that police death camera action road cops programme last night - what a farce...  noooo:

They're really only interested in nicking you if you've had a drink... anything else is let off with a caution or they can't find enough evidence...  noooo:

Honestly, they deploy ££££££££££££££s of resources, CCTV, helicopter, dog teams, mobile units from all over the place and then let them go to Cyprus


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