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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20535 on: August 29, 2012, 01:32:16 PM »
Is it slowing you down?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20536 on: August 29, 2012, 01:36:40 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20537 on: August 29, 2012, 03:30:17 PM »
I had a mate who used to drink it. I was worried and told him it wasn't good for him.

He told me not to worry, he could stop very quickly...

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20538 on: August 29, 2012, 03:56:53 PM »
I had a mate who used to drink it. I was worried and told him it wasn't good for him.

He told me not to worry, he could stop very quickly...

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20539 on: August 29, 2012, 06:37:27 PM »
I had a mate who used to drink it. I was worried and told him it wasn't good for him.

He told me not to worry, he could stop very quickly...

 lol: lol: lol:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20540 on: August 29, 2012, 06:39:37 PM »
No, I got it last time you told it  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20541 on: August 29, 2012, 06:42:28 PM »
No, I got it last time you told it  ::)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20542 on: August 29, 2012, 06:47:19 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20543 on: August 30, 2012, 05:28:11 AM »
The eldest has offered to cook me breakfast  West Brom may have to wait.   cloud9:
It's better than I ever even knew.  They say that the world was built for two.  Only worth living if somebody is loving you.  Baby now you do.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20544 on: August 30, 2012, 05:37:17 AM »
Is he cooking for all of them too  eeek:

Most of them will want a full Indian/Caribbean etc
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20545 on: August 30, 2012, 05:42:47 AM »
 lol:   Carlsberg style scrambled eggs on toast and mug of tea arrived and consumed.  cloud9:
It's better than I ever even knew.  They say that the world was built for two.  Only worth living if somebody is loving you.  Baby now you do.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20546 on: August 30, 2012, 08:54:06 AM »
Note to self, standing on a mop is much the same as standing on a rake.  One gets hit in the face with the handle. sad24:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20547 on: August 30, 2012, 09:24:09 AM »
Oh Dear!  noooo:



Let's be honest ~ you're not safe to be let out are you?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20548 on: August 30, 2012, 09:38:57 AM »
Tis the drugs I tell you.  I used to be a thoughtful sensible soul but I fear that is a thing of the past.  I would settle for a mere thought most of the time. noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20549 on: August 30, 2012, 09:47:42 AM »
I'd always hoped to slide gently into old age, perhaps accompanied by the odour of Mint Imperials and a stack of pleasant memories.
Having reached 65 I feel that I am galloping toward the end at breakneck speed and I can't remember yesterday.  noooo:

Like you I blame the drugs.
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.