The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

It seems to be the usual amount of crap TBH Miss C 

Oh, and   

Think you'll actually find that I'm more than capable of returning me own 'ugs and cuddles thanks YOU!

I was giving Miss C me own cuddle like. I didn't realise there was a queue

All hugs and cuddles gratefully received today.

[Tipsy Gipsy]

   There you go Miss C, getting in first like.   

[Just One More]

I've got ticket No. 3, who's No. 2 ....."oh, and a quarter of boiled ham please"

[Barman]

I've got ticket No. 3, who's No. 2 ....."oh, and a quarter of boiled ham please"

 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Completely out of ham I'm afraid, pickled onions and wild plum jam I can help you with.  Thanks Tipsy et al for me 'ugs.  I feel all warm and glowy now this incontinence is becoming more of a problem. 

[GROWLER]

Look 'ere you lot.

I AM Miss C's main cuddle buddy 'round 'ere, so sod off.

Miss C, my lickle kitten.

[Pastis]

Fridge out at last; after gently breaking the back legs 

Took the item to the local, new "Recycle and Reuse" place ...     It's like an aircraft hanger; you drive in, drive up a long ramp and around, past various signs announcing the type of rubbish you're unloading ... Metal, garden waste, wooden furniture, plastics, glass ...  ... drive down another ramp .. ah, that's more like it ... TV monitors, computers, electrical goods ... at last fridges and freezers, right next to books and magazines 
Fridge unloaded but spent rather too long browsing the pile of seemingly new books 

[Just One More]

Found meself a cider shack today out in Darwin country, 4 x pints of 7% medium cider for £7.00 :-)   I asked how long will it last, he said 28 days, I said I bet it bloody doesn't!

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Got home about an hour ago, half way through a bottle of PG and ordering bulbs of the plant type. 

[Grumpmeister]

Well it's official, 3D cinema doesn't work on me. Thankfully I didn't have to buy the glasses so got my money back for them. 

[Miss Demeanour]

The Brat has decided she is going to go on a 'Keep Fit' drive.

She has requested that we go 'running' together.

I have said no probs - we will start tomorrow. We have to get up early though she declares "cos no one can see me do this "

She gets up before 6am this morning  and then comes into my room in her running kit  .

Off she trots . Not 10 minutes later she is back ....huffing and puffing and trying to blow the house down 

" Oh my days , I am dying " she declares 

This could be over before it has begun 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Well it's official, 3D cinema doesn't work on me. Thankfully I didn't have to buy the glasses so got my money back for them. 

I always knew there was something about your eyes, they tell you a lot as my old mother used to say.  She always has talked a load of old bollocks though. The real give away is that we can only see toy in 2D.

Oh a day in the garden is planned here.

[GROWLER]

Got home about an hour ago, half way through a bottle of PG and ordering bulbs of the plant type. 

Only do 'em in bags 'round 'ere, so whas'at all about then ey, bloody posh Yorkshireums?

Strangely enuf I AM actually having a brew of PG right now.

[GROWLER]

Here with Uncle Festa tomozo.

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[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Got home about an hour ago, half way through a bottle of PG and ordering bulbs of the plant type. 

Only do 'em in bags 'round 'ere, so whas'at all about then ey, bloody posh Yorkshireums?

Strangely enuf I AM actually having a brew of PG right now.

I consider myself an 'old bag' so there is no problem.  I use a wholesale site so can order by weight. I didn't want anyone to think that I was having a strange light bulb fetish buying moment.

My PG helped me to sleep last night.