Went to the local barber to get my beard trimmed,. Police raided the place half way through and arrested the barber 
Had to go somewhere else to get finished off!!
I often have that problem.

Righty oh Growler. I was half way through a bottle of wine. I was on the internet buying grape hyacinths and daffodils ( they are both plants that grow from bulbs) in bulk. Because I buy so many I am able to use a wholesale nursery which makes things much cheaper.
The night before last I didn't manage to get any sleep by having drunk most of the wine by 10pm I took the last glass up to bed with me, snuggled up with a gardening mag finished the glass of wine and had the best nights sleep that I have had all week.

Oh and because I am over 50 and grumpy I consider myself to be an 'old bag'. Hope that covers it if not give me a hug and don't worry your great furry head about it.
