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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20850 on: September 19, 2012, 01:59:00 PM »
Or have Juicy or Princess written across my arse  noooo:


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20851 on: September 19, 2012, 02:00:32 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20852 on: September 19, 2012, 02:01:01 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20853 on: September 19, 2012, 02:01:33 PM »
Snoopy is frisky today............ :thumbsup:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20854 on: September 19, 2012, 02:02:00 PM »
Today is Mr C's 60th birthday.  Not one word card nothing from his parents or brother.

Mr C has gone to the National Railway Museum and from there to the Institute of Physics for a talk. Shrugs:

I am appalled by his families behaviour, their last conversation being that he was welcome at his parents home but I was not but this is beyond the pale.  I am so tempted to write to or even better just turn up on their doorstep and confront them with the hurt that they have caused. Explode:

But they are all bonkers. Ignore the morons
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20855 on: September 19, 2012, 02:06:58 PM »
Or have Juicy or Princess written across my arse  noooo:


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That's difficult to get your tongue round  ;)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20856 on: September 19, 2012, 02:08:28 PM »
Mr Thread?  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20857 on: September 19, 2012, 02:20:28 PM »
Or have Juicy or Princess written across my arse  noooo:


More likely to be: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwll-llantysiliogogogoch  razz:

That's difficult to get your tongue round  ;)


Not if you take it slowly and remember to take a breath halfway.  ;D
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20858 on: September 19, 2012, 02:29:38 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20859 on: September 19, 2012, 03:32:07 PM »
Or have Juicy or Princess written across my arse  noooo:


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20860 on: September 19, 2012, 03:44:06 PM »
I can confirm - from visual inspection - that Miss D's arse is entirely fine and pert. That is all.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20861 on: September 19, 2012, 03:50:33 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20862 on: September 19, 2012, 04:17:16 PM »
My auntie has arrived!!!!   Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
We are the closest of all of my dads millionteen sisters, both kinda being the black sheep of the family.  Missed her loads. Meeting on Saturday.......... Cyprus, be warned.  eveilgrin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20863 on: September 19, 2012, 04:27:04 PM »
My auntie has arrived!!!!   Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
We are the closest of all of my dads millionteen sisters, both kinda being the black sheep of the family.  Missed her loads. Meeting on Saturday.......... Cyprus, be warned.  eveilgrin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #20864 on: September 19, 2012, 04:30:30 PM »
My auntie has arrived!!!!   Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
We are the closest of all of my dads millionteen sisters, both kinda being the black sheep of the family.  Missed her loads. Meeting on Saturday.......... Cyprus, be warned.  eveilgrin:

How old? Does he have the famly arse and knockers?
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