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[The Moan Ranger]

To the hotel was 138 miles and we did it in 2 hours 4 mins and that includes the 10 minute petrol/gay coffee stop.

She's a mentalist.   

[apc2010]

To the hotel was 138 miles and we did it in 2 hours 4 mins and that includes the 10 minute petrol/gay coffee stop.

She's a mentalist.

 so you slowed her down .....

[The Moan Ranger]

I think so apc. My whimpering prolly did it.

We are in the bar - I have a Carling, she has a bottle of PG. Dinner is booked for 19:15. All is good.

[The Moan Ranger]

Oh, and can any of the laydeeees here explain why she needed to bring 3 feckin handbags for a one night stop-over, eh, eh, eh?

And no, one is not for me!

[Nick]

Perhaps the other 2 are 

[The Moan Ranger]

Oh, you're still here. Go incinerate yourself.

[apc2010]

Oh, and can any of the laydeeees here explain why she needed to bring 3 feckin handbags for a one night stop-over, eh, eh, eh?

And no, one is not for me!

Booster cushions ...........

[The Moan Ranger]

We've gone into town - "The Windmill". Old Speckled Hen on draught.

And I banged my head on one of the roof beams. Honest!

[tel]

We've gone into town - "The Windmill". Old Speckled Hen on draught.

And I banged my head on one of the roof beams. Honest!

Had yer stilettos on again?

[The Moan Ranger]

I popped past Bill Shakespeare's place - Chinese tourists everywhere.

Have now settled in a pub with free wi-fi and Guinness at £2.85 per pint 

[The Moan Ranger]

M40 Southbound. Doing about a millionty miles per hour. She gazed at the fields that flew by and said "what does it mean when cows are sitting down?". I replied "it means you should have gone to Specsavers; they were rolls of hay". We're just passing Silverstone, I fully expect her to pull off the motorway and do a quick lap before we continue...

[Nick]

 

[GROWLER]

Look Moany, far be it for me to interfere with your fasination towards getting bladdered all the time, but for your own safety and life longevity, wouldn't it p'raps be a good idea for you to lay off the ale for a few hours and do some of the driving?

Just a kind concerned and 'elpful thought like.

[The Moan Ranger]

I drove to Leeds - she's doing the return journey. As she's been in meetings, she dropped me at a local pub and then picked me up after her meetings. I couldn't exactly sit in a Costa for 3 hours, could I? :-)

[GROWLER]

I drove to Leeds - she's doing the return journey. As she's been in meetings, she dropped me at a local pub and then picked me up after her meetings. I couldn't exactly sit in a Costa for 3 hours, could I? :-)

You, no. Anyone else, probably.

Surely there are other things you could 'ave done?