The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[apc2010]

Off to Pafos to buy a battery for Me-Mi....

Are you allowed a beer ..........    and the battery shop .....well you know......

[GROWLER]

Off to Pafos to buy a battery for Me-Mi....

From the fishmongers?

[Miss Demeanour]

My boss has just gone out to lunch with the man she is having an affair with .

Purpose of lunch to tell him she is not going to see him anymore 

This afternoon I shall be mainly hiding 

[Darwins Selection]

My boss has just gone out to lunch with the man she is having an affair with .

Purpose of lunch to tell him she is not going to see him anymore 

This afternoon I shall be mainly hiding 

Don't bother, she will give in and they will end up at a hotel instead of returning to work.

It will be ever thus, until his wife finds out. . .

[Miss Demeanour]

They are both married.

This has been going on for 4 years.

They do not have sex.

They hardly kiss.

It is an 'emotional ' relationship 

[apc2010]

They are both married.

This has been going on for 4 years.

They do not have sex.

They hardly kiss.

It is an 'emotional ' relationship 

Do you believe in santa .........

[Darwins Selection]

They are both married.

This has been going on for 4 years.

They do not have sex.

They hardly kiss.

It is an 'emotional ' relationship 

 

[Baldy]

Out with Miss T, Bangcock Dick & apc..... it could become good fun. Apc says it is'National stocking day', Foggy does not believe it. 

[Nick]

Miss t    Stockings 

[Baldy]

Foggy will not stop talking.....If she had stockings they should be stuffed in her mouth.

[Barman]

Foggy will not stop talking.....If she had stockings they should be stuffed in her mouth.

 

[apc2010]

Left the piss heads ..................in shock got a 3 figure bill for foggys hair ...........



And Baldy got me in trouble again .....      TMR we need to find another bar ,,,,,,,,,

[Miss Demeanour]

There has just been a blood curdling scream let up from downstairs 

It didn't happen when the brat's alarm went off at 6 am this morning 

It didn't happen when the Brat stared into the morning mirror and wasn't turned into Medusa 

It didn't happen when she went to the fridge and there was no cereal left for her breakfast 

It did happen when she opened the front door to find the feathery evidence that some pigeon had rightfully been slaughtered . But just as she was processing all these disgusting feathers the mingy feral cat creatures peeked out from round the corner and she came running back in the house screaming 'Killer Cats' were outside 

[Barman]

 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Late for hairdressers, however, fresh bread and honey consumed I'll dash there now.