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Offline Tipsy Gipsy

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21570 on: November 04, 2012, 08:48:13 PM »
I have been shoe shopping in Worcester and baking little cakes and an apple tart.   cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21571 on: November 04, 2012, 09:10:40 PM »
For the eldest...?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21572 on: November 04, 2012, 09:21:12 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21573 on: November 06, 2012, 08:39:41 AM »
Another f'cking hospital appointment .... All the way to Scallypool to wait around for hours to get to see the cardio consultant for 10 minutes.  Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21574 on: November 06, 2012, 04:29:11 PM »
Oh Snoops come over here and have your ears scratched, happy100

I have my own 'puter back. cloud9: cloud9: Party001: Party001: Party001:

Tonight we have 2 nuclear physicists coming round for supper. What a laugh it will be, full of jolly japes I'm sure.  Should be interesting.. noooo: noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21575 on: November 06, 2012, 04:36:50 PM »

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21576 on: November 06, 2012, 06:14:54 PM »
I've just signed up for a new gym! :thumbsup:

Well ace it is, but seems to be mainly full of well 'ard lookin' 'uffin' and puffin' geezers unfortunately. ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21577 on: November 06, 2012, 06:17:58 PM »
Gayers?  eeek:  Which one is it. Craxton seems to have gone down the tubes  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21578 on: November 06, 2012, 06:24:53 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 06, 2012, 04:29:11 PM
Tonight we have 2 nuclear physicists coming round for supper. What a laugh it will be, full of jolly japes I'm sure.  Should be interesting.. noooo: noooo:

These may help break the ice:

Heisenberg was driving down the Autobahn whereupon he was pulled over by a policeman. The policeman asked, "Do you know how fast you were going back there? Heisenberg replied, "No, but I know where I am."

A hydrogen atom lost its electron and went to the police station to file a missing electron report. He was questioned by the police: "Haven't you just misplaced it somewhere? Are you sure that your electron is really lost?"
"I'm positive." replied the atom.

Hat, coat...  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21579 on: November 06, 2012, 06:32:03 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 06, 2012, 06:17:58 PM
Gayers?  eeek:  Which one is it. Craxton seems to have gone down the tubes  noooo:

No, it's not a piggin' gayers club you nonce. evil:
DW Health and Fitness centers.
Nationwide they are.
Got over 10,000 members in my branch alone! eeek:
I'm a well 'ard proper geezer meself like. evil:

It'd be just nice to 'ave a bit of totty to look at sometimes, that's all.
Main reason though is that it's modern, some ace machines, well looked after, clean and tidy, crackin' pool with one of those bubbly bath thingies, and the staff seem enthusiastic.

craxton has gone down the pan. They've recently binned Sky sports for watching the footie whilst yer training, and even the radio! eeek:
Place is run down and a bit grubby now, and they've even turned the driveway lighting off to save money, minge bag  tits that they are
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21580 on: November 06, 2012, 07:30:41 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 06, 2012, 06:24:53 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 06, 2012, 04:29:11 PM
Tonight we have 2 nuclear physicists coming round for supper. What a laugh it will be, full of jolly japes I'm sure.  Should be interesting.. noooo: noooo:

These may help break the ice:

Heisenberg was driving down the Autobahn whereupon he was pulled over by a policeman. The policeman asked, "Do you know how fast you were going back there? Heisenberg replied, "No, but I know where I am."

A hydrogen atom lost its electron and went to the police station to file a missing electron report. He was questioned by the police: "Haven't you just misplaced it somewhere? Are you sure that your electron is really lost?"
"I'm positive." replied the atom.

Hat, coat...  redface:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21581 on: November 07, 2012, 09:48:16 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 06, 2012, 06:24:53 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 06, 2012, 04:29:11 PM
Tonight we have 2 nuclear physicists coming round for supper. What a laugh it will be, full of jolly japes I'm sure.  Should be interesting.. noooo: noooo:

These may help break the ice:

Heisenberg was driving down the Autobahn whereupon he was pulled over by a policeman. The policeman asked, "Do you know how fast you were going back there? Heisenberg replied, "No, but I know where I am."

A hydrogen atom lost its electron and went to the police station to file a missing electron report. He was questioned by the police: "Haven't you just misplaced it somewhere? Are you sure that your electron is really lost?"
"I'm positive." replied the atom.

Hat, coat...  redface:


It went surprisingly well.  Mr C cooked I served so only really joined the festivities when the comfy chairs were sought.  Ny that time they were chilled out (pissed) and I was able to contribute to discussions. :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21582 on: November 07, 2012, 10:20:47 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 07, 2012, 09:48:16 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 06, 2012, 06:24:53 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 06, 2012, 04:29:11 PM
Tonight we have 2 nuclear physicists coming round for supper. What a laugh it will be, full of jolly japes I'm sure.  Should be interesting.. noooo: noooo:

These may help break the ice:

Heisenberg was driving down the Autobahn whereupon he was pulled over by a policeman. The policeman asked, "Do you know how fast you were going back there? Heisenberg replied, "No, but I know where I am."

A hydrogen atom lost its electron and went to the police station to file a missing electron report. He was questioned by the police: "Haven't you just misplaced it somewhere? Are you sure that your electron is really lost?"
"I'm positive." replied the atom.

Hat, coat...  redface:


It went surprisingly well.  Mr C cooked I served so only really joined the festivities when the comfy chairs were sought.  Ny that time they were chilled out (pissed) and I was able to contribute to discussions. :thumbsup:


What did he cook, fission chips...? happy001
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21583 on: November 07, 2012, 10:29:05 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21584 on: November 07, 2012, 11:17:55 AM »
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