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Offline Snoopy

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21720 on: November 17, 2012, 09:54:51 AM »
Woodstock has lists of things she wants me to do .... Not A LIST but several!  Shocked:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21721 on: November 17, 2012, 09:55:38 AM »
 rubschin: I may have to get a wummun in.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21722 on: November 17, 2012, 10:03:13 AM »
LL wants me to help her in the garden...  ::)

I am werking on Me-Mi!  eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21723 on: November 17, 2012, 10:10:48 AM »
List #1 reads:
Buy and fit new drive belt to vacuum cleaner.
Apply repaired vacuum cleaner to all floors.
Buy and apply furniture polish to all woodwork.
Walk Dog.
Bath Dog.
Clean bathroom.
Get boys to tidy their bedrooms.
Make sure all homework is done by boys.
Dust all shelves.
Ironing.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21724 on: November 17, 2012, 11:06:24 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on November 17, 2012, 10:10:48 AM
List #1 reads:
Buy and fit new drive belt to vacuum cleaner.
Apply repaired vacuum cleaner to all floors.
Buy and apply furniture polish to all woodwork.
Walk Dog.
Bath Dog.
Clean bathroom.
Get boys to tidy their bedrooms.
Make sure all homework is done by boys.
Dust all shelves.
Ironing.
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You must have been very naughty....  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21725 on: November 17, 2012, 12:44:56 PM »
been taken out for a coffee at tesco. big sis bought me some elasticated trousers  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21726 on: November 17, 2012, 01:04:15 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 17, 2012, 12:44:56 PM
been taken out for a coffee at tesco. big sis bought me some elasticated trousers  redface:


How much sugar did you put in it ............ eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21727 on: November 17, 2012, 01:05:41 PM »
 evil:

sis had to do my flies up yesterday  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21728 on: November 17, 2012, 01:28:28 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21729 on: November 17, 2012, 01:50:19 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21730 on: November 17, 2012, 03:50:18 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 17, 2012, 01:50:19 PM
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Nick, old boy, you appear to have developed a "bottom fetish" . . . .
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21731 on: November 17, 2012, 03:52:51 PM »
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on November 17, 2012, 03:50:18 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 17, 2012, 01:50:19 PM
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Nick, old boy, you appear to have developed a "bottom fetish" . . . .


Only on the stairs ............ whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21732 on: November 17, 2012, 04:08:01 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on November 17, 2012, 03:52:51 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on November 17, 2012, 03:50:18 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 17, 2012, 01:50:19 PM
Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:

Nick, old boy, you appear to have developed a "bottom fetish" . . . .


Only on the stairs ............ whistle:

No, that is a bottom rash....  ;)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21733 on: November 17, 2012, 05:40:33 PM »
Or a bottom rush
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21734 on: November 17, 2012, 05:41:38 PM »
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