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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21855 on: November 27, 2012, 01:12:47 PM »
waiting for the pooter doctor  scared2:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21856 on: November 27, 2012, 02:34:02 PM »
I mostly despair

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21857 on: November 27, 2012, 08:10:55 PM »
Sofa day for me, Mr C has very kindly given me the bug that he had last week. Snoopysick:

What?

You've caught "Man Flu"?

That's serious - have him call your local A&E and get them on stand-by now!

See Mr Pastis's link on the Fantastic Headlines thread.  eeek: Mr C was due to have a hip replacement there on Monday we would possibly have had it all over again.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21858 on: November 27, 2012, 09:35:38 PM »
waiting for the pooter doctor  scared2:

I told you not to hit it when you couldn't find the 'any' key  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21859 on: November 28, 2012, 04:13:17 PM »
To quote Nick (text msg):
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21860 on: November 28, 2012, 05:18:18 PM »
To quote Nick (text msg):
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21861 on: November 29, 2012, 12:40:25 PM »
 surrender: surrender: surrender: surrender:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21862 on: November 29, 2012, 12:49:09 PM »

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21863 on: November 29, 2012, 03:04:30 PM »
Post nocomouteritis stress disorder I expect, Miss D, Tipsy and I will go and administer to him.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21864 on: November 29, 2012, 06:04:07 PM »
Out of curiosity Nick what did you do to gub it this time were you doing when it died?  rubschin:
















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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21865 on: November 29, 2012, 06:23:19 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21866 on: November 29, 2012, 08:18:20 PM »
What?  angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21867 on: November 30, 2012, 12:40:12 PM »
Free beer tonight ............. cloud9:  just got a call ............ :thumbsup:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21868 on: November 30, 2012, 12:52:11 PM »
Out for a meal tonight with The Brat  and  her dad ( should be interesting as we haven't really spoken for over 6 months ) , his girlfriend and other members of his family .  noooo:

Things you do for yer kids  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21869 on: November 30, 2012, 12:58:11 PM »
Preload with plenty of voddy  :thumbsup: