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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21885 on: November 30, 2012, 07:28:07 PM »
Just sold a dildo to the barmaid in the pub. Never seen anyone who has bought the items as it is usually done discretely. Not this 'lady'......right out with it. eeek:
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How bloody expensive are yer dildos  eeek:

They are only cheap Chinese ones....  ::)

She bought a weeks supply of Duracells - that was the money spinner!  ;)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21886 on: November 30, 2012, 08:23:07 PM »
Just sold a dildo to the barmaid in the pub. Never seen anyone who has bought the items as it is usually done discretely. Not this 'lady'......right out with it. eeek:
Me and Bangcock Dick are now on the piss with the proceeds. Thumbs:

How bloody expensive are yer dildos  eeek:

They are only cheap Chinese ones....  ::)

She bought a weeks supply of Duracells - that was the money spinner!  ;)

 lol:

You want sore finger with that  ;)

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And a jumbo jar of Vaseline...  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21887 on: November 30, 2012, 09:59:44 PM »
Yes I do import them from China......but they are good quality...or so I have been told, if you know what I mean. eyes:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21888 on: December 01, 2012, 07:37:46 AM »
getting the train to nottingham (via brum  evil:).  sis has made me a packed lunch cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21889 on: December 01, 2012, 08:08:09 AM »
getting the train to nottingham (via brum  evil:).  sis has made me a packed lunch cloud9:

Check the train is running... the midland sank earlier this week.  eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21890 on: December 01, 2012, 02:51:43 PM »
i seem to be in nottingham rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21891 on: December 01, 2012, 02:55:21 PM »
i seem to be in nottingham rubschin:


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21892 on: December 01, 2012, 03:42:47 PM »
Another free beer night ............ cloud9:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21893 on: December 01, 2012, 08:13:08 PM »
Christmas market in Cheltenham.  Shopping for boots but came home without any.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21894 on: December 01, 2012, 08:16:03 PM »
stomping boots? scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21895 on: December 01, 2012, 08:18:22 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21896 on: December 01, 2012, 08:21:26 PM »
no, the boots of stomping, you mong, like miss d's  scared2: scared2: scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21897 on: December 01, 2012, 08:29:31 PM »
no, the boots of stomping, you mong, like miss d's  scared2: scared2: scared2:

Boots of escaping...?  rubschin:

She had those when she came here....  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21898 on: December 01, 2012, 08:31:10 PM »
wise gerl
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #21899 on: December 01, 2012, 09:03:23 PM »
Had to come home early from beer night coz Miss T not well,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, evil: