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Offline Snoopy

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #2190 on: June 07, 2010, 09:41:48 AM »
Try Premier Inns  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #2191 on: June 07, 2010, 09:45:33 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #2192 on: June 07, 2010, 09:48:43 AM »
Hearing an axe at the door Nick was hopeful that Miss D had tracked him down ................

............................... Oh Dear.............................

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #2193 on: June 07, 2010, 09:53:46 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on June 07, 2010, 08:42:02 AM
Quote from: Nick on June 07, 2010, 08:25:34 AM
What a cock up  Banghead

9.00 today is teleconference time. Tomorrow I go to London for 2 days and have arranged meetings and accommodation.

 I log in at 9.00 and listen to muzak for 11 minutes before giving up and phoning another guy who is supposed to be involved. "That's tomorrow," he says, "the 8th."  "But today is the 8th and we are also meeting on Wednesday the 10th in London."

"Today is the 7th and we are meeting on Thursday," says he.  eeek:

I now have to unravel all this shite  Banghead Banghead

Ahhh, but did he say THIS Thursday, or NEXT, this IS the burning and crucial question.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #2194 on: June 07, 2010, 10:12:38 AM »
He is a furry oaf.And now my printer is fooked  cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #2195 on: June 07, 2010, 10:16:06 AM »
All three of mine are working. Email the work over and I'll print it for you.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #2196 on: June 07, 2010, 10:20:11 AM »
Thank you kind sir, but there is quite a lot of it and I rather need it here!! (unless you plan to deliver it in exchange for lunch)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #2197 on: June 07, 2010, 10:24:44 AM »
If you need it urgently send it as an attachment to an email and don't forget to include your new address. I'll bring it over this afternoon. I shall have the boys with me and be driving my brother's car. I have to go out anyway and it'll only take an hour extra to call round to you.


By rather a lot ~ I have 5 reams of paper, three laser toner cartridges and 10 ink jet cartridges ~ will that be enough?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #2198 on: June 07, 2010, 10:30:34 AM »
A kind offer hound, but I gave the printer a talking too, let it cower for a bit and it is now co-operating  eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #2199 on: June 07, 2010, 10:49:04 AM »
You can only stay if you can fix boilers  sad32:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #2200 on: June 07, 2010, 10:49:42 AM »
Ok but if you need anything done urgently you know where I am.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #2201 on: June 07, 2010, 10:51:02 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 07, 2010, 10:49:04 AM
You can only stay if you can fix boilers  sad32:

http://www.npower.com/web/hometeam/boiler-scrappage-scheme/index.htm?t=0800%20975%209314

There are hundreds of deals going at the moment. Google it.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #2202 on: June 07, 2010, 10:55:15 AM »
I could give your boiler a seeing to.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #2203 on: June 07, 2010, 10:56:14 AM »
Might be a bit whiffy tho' ~ She hasn't had any hot water in days.  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #2204 on: June 07, 2010, 11:01:59 AM »
That what the showers at the gym are for  whistle:
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