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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22080 on: December 15, 2012, 01:05:05 PM »
Quote from: Barman on December 15, 2012, 12:40:55 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on December 15, 2012, 12:13:06 PM
Today Woodstock has decreed that we must "Spring Clean " the kennels as the untidiest THW in the world is coming home tonight.
Boys are dusting and vacc'ing furiously, I have picked up the dog shit from the garden and mopped kitchen and back hall floors.
Next Woodstock wants all the Christmas Decs fetched in from the garage in readiness as the THW has declared SHE wishes to decorate the place ...... apparently we do it in an "old fashioned way"  ::)

Anyone would think the fecking Queen was visiting!!  cussing:

I too am cleaning....  evil:

As am I as well as packing parcels of Christmas presents ready for shipping on Monday.

Snoopy you might be lucky  the 'fashionable' way might be 'minimalist' this year.
 
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22081 on: December 15, 2012, 03:08:00 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on December 15, 2012, 12:13:06 PM
I have picked up the dog shit from the garden

I keep telling you just to use the toilet in the house.  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22082 on: December 15, 2012, 04:00:37 PM »
got to start getting ready for work.  cry:  I hate winter nights doing this job. Have just had my tea and am cozy on the sofa. Want to put my pjs on, not get dressed and made up for a saturday night. However, my audience awaits..............bastards.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22083 on: December 15, 2012, 04:11:29 PM »
Quote from: miss Tchevious on December 15, 2012, 04:00:37 PM
got to start getting ready for work.  cry:  I hate winter nights doing this job. Have just had my tea and am cozy on the sofa. Want to put my pjs on, not get dressed and made up for a saturday night. However, my audience awaits..............bastards.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22084 on: December 15, 2012, 04:27:45 PM »
thankyou Miss C.  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22085 on: December 16, 2012, 11:22:13 AM »
Airport - flight delayed.... cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22086 on: December 16, 2012, 11:28:02 AM »
Quote from: Barman on December 16, 2012, 11:22:13 AM
Airport - flight delayed.... cussing:


Go to the bar... :thumbsup:     
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22087 on: December 16, 2012, 11:29:37 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on December 16, 2012, 11:28:02 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 16, 2012, 11:22:13 AM
Airport - flight delayed.... cussing:


Go to the bar... :thumbsup:     

Waaaaaaay ahead of you fella...  Thumbs:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22088 on: December 16, 2012, 11:31:52 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on December 16, 2012, 11:28:02 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 16, 2012, 11:22:13 AM
Airport - flight delayed.... cussing:


Go to the bar... :thumbsup:     

Go back to BM Towers I say. whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22089 on: December 16, 2012, 11:33:18 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22090 on: December 16, 2012, 11:37:23 AM »
Quote from: Barman on December 16, 2012, 11:22:13 AM
Airport - flight delayed.... cussing:

Foggy?  I know that you are in this instance I am asking about the weather.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22091 on: December 16, 2012, 11:38:05 AM »
Quote from: Barman on December 16, 2012, 11:33:18 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on December 16, 2012, 11:31:52 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 16, 2012, 11:28:02 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 16, 2012, 11:22:13 AM
Airport - flight delayed.... cussing:


Go to the bar... :thumbsup:     

Go back to BM Towers I say. whistle:

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Tell them the flight's delayed indefinately....like 'til the new year or summat. :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22092 on: December 16, 2012, 11:42:28 AM »
Absolutely bolloxed if I can even remotely understand why tf you want to come over to this freezing soggy cess pit of doom and gloom filth and trash. Shrugs:

Warm cozy and free to do what you want there...or this? eeek: eeek:

Hope 'Me Mi' is all tucked up well proper like. rubschin:

Could have got her finished if you weren't coming over here too you great dope 'ed. ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22093 on: December 16, 2012, 11:45:16 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on December 16, 2012, 11:42:28 AM
Absolutely bolloxed if I can even remotely understand why tf you want to come over to this freezing soggy cess pit of doom and gloom filth and trash. Shrugs:

Warm cozy and free to do what you want there...or this? eeek: eeek:

Hope 'Me Mi' is all tucked up well proper like. rubschin:

Could have got her finished if you weren't coming over here too you great dope 'ed. ::)


Zactly.................maybe Baldy and I could go and finish it............. rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #22094 on: December 16, 2012, 11:47:03 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on December 16, 2012, 11:45:16 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on December 16, 2012, 11:42:28 AM
Absolutely bolloxed if I can even remotely understand why tf you want to come over to this freezing soggy cess pit of doom and gloom filth and trash. Shrugs:

Warm cozy and free to do what you want there...or this? eeek: eeek:

Hope 'Me Mi' is all tucked up well proper like. rubschin:

Could have got her finished if you weren't coming over here too you great dope 'ed. ::)


Zactly.................maybe Baldy and I could go and finish it............. rubschin:

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