The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[GROWLER]

Purely comforting hugs though eh 

Oh yes. usual service will no doubt be resumed shortly.

Got a great big hug off the widow. Always fancied her.

Loads of Beatles music played in the crem. 
 Zero religion...at all.
I mean, what is the point if you don't subscribe to it ey?

Place was absolutely heavin' with loads more standing outside in the never ceasing downpour.

Following piss up with us remaining 5, sat there with my deceased mates photo album.
Oh how we reminised and chortled at the state of us all back in the late 60's

Asked the widow how she was feeling and coping, and in her usual calm laid back manner, she simply stated with a huge grin on here face and a wink....ABSOLUTELY SHIT Growler!

[apc2010]

Purely comforting hugs though eh 

Oh yes. usual service will no doubt be resumed shortly.

Got a great big hug off the widow. Always fancied her.

Loads of Beatles music played in the crem. 
 Zero religion...at all.
I mean, what is the point if you don't subscribe to it ey?

Place was absolutely heavin' with loads more standing outside in the never ceasing downpour.

Following piss up with us remaining 5, sat there with my deceased mates photo album.
Oh how we reminised and chortled at the state of us all back in the late 60's

Asked the widow how she was feeling, and in her usual calm manner, she simply stated with a huge grin on here face....ABSOLUTELY SHIT!

Best of a bad day..........................

[Nick]

landican is a dump

no other totty then?

[GROWLER]

landican is a dump

no other totty then?

It is indeed, especially in the pissing rain. No bastard soap in the bogs either, bloody tight arsed council.
There again, what crem is nice?

Hate that 'looking back' bit which I always can't resist on leaving....to see the smoke coming out of the chimley.

It never actually seems so real that someone has actually gone until you see that.
Most hateful moment of reality

[Nick]

 

[GROWLER]

landican is a dump

no other totty then?

Oh yes. LOADS o' totty, none of who I recognised unfortunately.

Couple of owld biddies that I did though....from my 'era too.
Dear oh deary me.

This was discussed at great length between us 5, and the stark reality IS that none of us are any longer the babe magnets that we once were. Harsh but true I told them...apart from me that is.

[Nick]

i am 

[GROWLER]

tar lah.

Never nice these ever increasing 'appointments with death', but as funerals go, it was one of the better ones if that makes sense.

Mate of one of my 5 mates dropped a shocker on me though, and very suprisingly, the lads were NOT amused when he calmly said to me...."alright mate, strange, as I thought you'd have been the fiorst to go"
I muttered "thats' charming. I'll see if I can be the 2nd one for you then ey?"....and walked off.

[GROWLER]

i am 

Yeaaaaa, right.

WHO exactly, WHO was it that nearly 'pulled' last year when I visited you then ey, go on, remind yerself....WHO?

[Nick]

she was a prossy and you ran away.

i like funerals. dickens was right

[GROWLER]

she was a prossy and you ran away.

i like funerals. dickens was right

Well that MAY or may NOT be the case, but she defo 'ad the 'ots for me iyrc?
Winking and smiling at me.
She took one look at me and prolly thought, cor, worra hunk o' fresh top side THAT is!!

I only ran away 'cus I was shocked, and when I went back....she'd GONE!

Being a non practising Eng.Lit. type, what exactly DID Dickens say then please?

[Nick]

the prossy saw you and ran off 

[GROWLER]

the prossy saw you and ran off 

She wasn' a prossy. She was fit, and those sort of prossy's don't hang around on the streets....so I've been told like.
She prolly ran off 'cus you shoved yer beak out the window to see who it was  when i came back in all suprised and shocked.

YOU are the one that frightened her off, and she prolly 'eard you calling her a prossy too you friggin' reptile.

[Nick]

 

[GROWLER]

Oh yes, and you were JEALOUS!