The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[GROWLER]

It was when the other future MiL remarked that Pink Sis was more "common sounding" that the trouble started 

I like your pink sis. 
Never actually met her, but i just KNOW that I'd get on with her like Nottingham on fire from her faceache rants, and her piccy shows her to be quite grizzly too. 
Calls a spade a fuckin' shuvul, and that's a rare quality, #specially in a wummun.

Give her a whack from me next time you see her.

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

At home tidying and 'stuff' Mr C is archiving paperwork.  The garden is beckoning, the hen house needs some attention and there is a fern that needs cutting back it has managed to slime the garden path.

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Having interweb probs here this morning.  Been to Broadway for coffee.  Some here have disappeared to Brum to the football. 

[Barman]

Drinking real ale in Thorpe and playing parp the parcel... 

[The Moan Ranger]

Drinking real ale in Thorpe and playing parp the parcel... 

Thorpe? 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

We went shopping today to change some items that were the wrong size but found the shops were shut!   

[Nick]

I think Ann Summers reopens tomorrow 

[miss Tchevious]

got to go to werk now. never felt less like doing something ever. (except when apey starts to get touchy feely) ............anyhoo, me and my hangover are going to go entertain the troops.

[Baldy]

At Foggy's werk. Bangcock Dick et moi.   What can possibly go wrong?

[Nick]

 

[Baldy]

Bangcock Dick's stupid mate is over......it is going very wrong. apey haz phuqed off.

[Uncle Mort]

Bangcock Dick's stupid mate is over......it is going very wrong. apey haz phuqed off.

Methinks that's a world I'd rather not get involved in. 

[Baldy]

We are in it BIG STYLE. She is doing good.

[Tipsy Gipsy]

......   back to work today. 

[GROWLER]

Werk today!"
Most unusual for crimbo week.

Interupting the building of 'The Beasts' nest this.