The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Miss Demeanour]

We have just sacked someone in the team today for poor performance  ...

Awaiting him to return to his desk and collect his belongings 

[Snoopy]

I'm here but am packing, on the move again soon.

Snoops why on earth were you putting a trout back,, cooking would have been the better option surely.  Going to Scotland soon, I think so will be doing a spot of fishing myself.










In a quiet place where no one can see.

Catch and release on a "Sporting Ticket" (and I already had two in the bag that had "died" on reaching the bankside)

[Snoopy]

We have just sacked someone in the team today for poor performance  ...

Awaiting him to return to his desk and collect his belongings 

We used to get security to empty their desks and hand them any personal belongings in a plastic bag.

[Nick]

I seem to be on a twain 

[Snoopy]

I seem to be on a twain 

Can you tell by the mark?

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

How come you have Christmas crackers at this time of year Snoops?

[Snoopy]

I'm crackers most of the time .... wouldn't be here otherwise

[Barman]

I seem to be on a twain 

Ow doow yoow diddums...? 

[Nick]

Well, I seem to be in Birmingham, which is a shame as we are not meant to be here. Train diverted becuase of "an incident"   

[Nick]

Now parked in a field and I am the Star of Cow TV

[Darwins Selection]

Now parked in a field and I am the Star of Cow TV

Watch them run about searching for the bovine remote control.

[Nick]

 

[Nick]

Now in an intermong caff in Goodge Street. Guy next to me is breathing heavily and seems to be enjoying a site called "Spank This" 

[Nick]

Nuneaton  What is the point? Train stops. Nobody gets either on or off.

[GROWLER]

Nuneaton  What is the point? Train stops. Nobody gets either on or off.

They're probably trying to find you to turf you off.
You have that effect on peoples you know.