The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Nick]

I am on my own my own in Coach J (First Class). Simples 

I have my own waitress 

[GROWLER]

I am on my own my own in Coach J (First Class). Simples 

I have my own waitress 

Locked you in did they? For security purposes naturally.

Waitress wearing a white coat by chance? 

[Nick]

She is a dark eyed and leggy lovely. SHe has given me an extra roll    And loads of free cake.

[Uncle Mort]

Any moment now the train will stop. Outside will be sleeping cows. you will not get home 'til the early hours.

I have seen it in the cards

[Nick]

 

[GROWLER]

She is a dark eyed and leggy lovely. SHe has given me an extra roll    And loads of free cake.

I always find it strange that these things seem to happen to you're imagination 

[Uncle Mort]

She is a dark eyed and leggy lovely. SHe has given me an extra roll    And loads of free cake.

I always find it strange that these things seem to happen to you're imagination 

Have you not had recent encounters of a similar nature? I am jealous. 

[Nick]

Between her cake trolley and her restless puppies Growler would prolly explode 

[GROWLER]

She is a dark eyed and leggy lovely. SHe has given me an extra roll    And loads of free cake.

I always find it strange that these things seem to happen to you're imagination 

Have you not had recent encounters of a similar nature? I am jealous. 

Me?
Only a couple, but the last one from last week rang me again today.
She wants me in...so to speak, again tomorrow.

I don't let these things go to my head though, unlike some in here.

[Nick]

Get Mrs G to iron you some clean underpants. Tell her it's for an important meeting 

[Miss Demeanour]

I am working at home and waiting for the man who is going to restore my hot water 

[Barman]

I am working at home and waiting for the man who is going to restore my hot water 

Some geyser you found in the Yellow Pages...? 

[Miss Demeanour]

You have been awake for far too long this morning 

[Barman]

You have been awake for far too long this morning 

I have... 

[Snoopy]

Much to do today. Cars to be sorted (now have two out of three in for service)
Yes the MOT on the LandRover turned out to need £200 worth of work.
Meanwhile the spare (Fiat) is in need of some attention (new plugs, tune up, oil change etc) so I either have to use madam's Corsa or my electric scooter. Fortunately most chores are local so the electric scooter wins.