The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Nick]

I went out for a beer after yesterday's meeting with my mate Peter. He reminded me of an incident he had had in Tokyo some years back. He was in a posh hotel bar where there was a Jap pianist/singer "entertaining" the guests. He would announce his songs thus:

"I shall now pray "Fry me to the Moon"

He took requests.

Pete asked him to sing "Long Haired Lover from LIverpool" 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

I have been out on my youngest's bike as my gears are broke.  He has a Hard Rock Specialised thingy, don't know what it looked like but felt like a vicar pedaling a penny farthing.  Will be calling in the bike shop to get mine fixed asap.   

[Just One More]

Get your what fixed? 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Gears!!!  I need a new cassette and chain. Although saw a beautiful FELT on the net last night ?500, sounds cheap to me.

[Darwins Selection]

Although saw a beautiful FELT on the net last night ?500, sounds cheap to me.

 

[GROWLER]

Well I'm off to do a job that I couldn't 'squeeze in ' yesterday.

I shall be taking a wardrobe with me, just in case the dealer 'rattles me cage' like.

[Just One More]

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I shall be taking a wardrobe with me, just in case the dealer 'rattles me cage' like.

     I wondered WTF that's about, but I've just been to the "bruising" thread

You pillock Growler, do you know how much these screens cost? 

[Miss Demeanour]

Well I'm off to do a job that I couldn't 'squeeze in ' yesterday.

I shall be taking a wardrobe with me, just in case the dealer 'rattles me cage' like.

I'm an expert if you need back up like 

[Darwins Selection]

Well I'm off to do a job that I couldn't 'squeeze in ' yesterday.

I shall be taking a wardrobe with me, just in case the dealer 'rattles me cage' like.

I'm an expert if you need back up like 

Cage rattling or "squeezing"?



Have a good day old bear.

[Nick]

Neither DS. Wardrobe tossing. 

[Uncle Mort]

I've cut the grass with my new mower this afternoon. Took me longer to assemble the handles and grass box than it it did to actually cut the grass. Bloody useless instructions! And I've got a couple of bits left.

[Miss Demeanour]

  ...it's like none of you have ever done anything similar  

Anyways ..I have been swimming , had a sauna and a steam and a loverly , gorgeous, long hot shower  

Feeling back to normal now

[Darwins Selection]

...it's like none of you have ever done anything similar  

Anyways ..I have been swimming , had a sauna and a steam and a loverly , gorgeous, long hot shower  

Feeling back to normal now

Bruised buttocks from the 'Footie party' on the mend now?

[Miss Demeanour]

It was a bruise from the table DS ...before the footy party ...and on the thigh as you well know 

[Nick]

We still need a pic.