The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Nick]

Been out for lunch. Now have to phone a dwarf

[Nick]

Dwarf not answering phone 

[Barman]

Dwarf not answering phone 

Where is TMR then...? 

[Nick]

He called back 

[Barman]

He called back 

[Just One More]

Been to watch the rugby. Same old dropped balls (ooh err missus), missed passes, missed tackles, just the same as the last five years 

[Barman]

Been to watch the rugby. Same old dropped balls (ooh err missus), missed passes, missed tackles, just the same as the last five years 

[GROWLER]

Sir, yes Sir !

Up dressed and on way to torture palace 

OI YOU!

You bera confirm that you shook off that matressistus that you were seemingly suffering from earlier, and report back to me that you gotchya arse into gear and went to the gym, yes?

OI!!

You avoiding me Miss D ey?

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Have just got home having been out for a curry with a couple that Mr C and his late wife were friends with.  Quite strange but that could just be the effect of having 2 scientists sitting at the same table having to make small talk.  The food was fantastic. Will definitely be returning with or without the other mad scientist.

[apc2010]

Have just got home having been out for a curry with a couple that Mr C and his late wife were friends with.  Quite strange but that could just be the effect of having 2 scientists sitting at the same table having to make small talk.  The food was fantastic. Will definitely be returning with or without the other mad scientist.

Curry........   I am owed a free meal at local curry place....

[Barman]

Today I am mostly cutting back the bougainvillea which is threatening to engulf the garage...   

Bastard stuff has cut me to shreds.... 

[GROWLER]

Miss D IS hiding from me, 'cus she's a scaredy cat and thinks I'm going to shout at her.

Correct, piggin' owld lazy trout.

[Nick]

Going to work in the library. Might get a full English brekky en route 

[GROWLER]

Going to work in the library. Might get a full English brekky en route 

Librarian then ey?

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

In despair and not of the bedroom variety either.

This is the reply received when I asked someone what difference to the world's problems did she think she had made by re-posting a statement.

I have acquaintance that are part of the problem and they know my views but friends nope NONE our friends are decent friends friends that live life to enrich their life's and others around them and yes as for justifying what I have done to help solve problems that's my concern but I life my life my life I try my best to help others and protect my family and try to do my bit for the environment sharing ANY post helps nothing

I have just told here that her post made little or no sense.  I expect to be un-friended at any moment.