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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23115 on: February 13, 2013, 11:04:04 AM »
It is a sad reflection on the type of tourists Paphos attracts when T42 has 3 places here all selling shite english food and they are busy ........... noooo:

All in their best footy shirts,,,,,,,,,,,,, cussing:


BTW Eric (the manager) if you read this can I still have free beer......... redface:

I know.... I was just saying this morning how stupid it is to fly 2,000 miles to Cyprus and eat there - or Maccy-D for that matter...  noooo:

Coz it's not that foreign muck............I wouldn't mind but it's shit english food .......pie n chips etc ...(poor quality)

Don't get me started it makes my piss boil........I have to deal with these tossers all summer


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23116 on: February 13, 2013, 11:09:23 AM »
Anyhoo...............casino night tonight............ cloud9:       

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23117 on: February 13, 2013, 02:28:05 PM »
I am in the Quiet Study Area (Education section) of Nottingham Central Library.

A fight has broken out  eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23118 on: February 13, 2013, 02:29:07 PM »
I am in the Quiet Study Area (Education section) of Nottingham Central Library.

A fight has broken out  eeek:


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23119 on: February 13, 2013, 02:33:58 PM »
My son has just told me that I have become an 'activist'. 

So today I have mainly been becoming an activist.  It seems that I have finally made him proud. noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23120 on: February 13, 2013, 02:34:38 PM »
I am in the Quiet Study Area (Education section) of Nottingham Central Library.

A fight has broken out  eeek:

 ::) Oh Nick. You cant be trusted anywhere.  noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23121 on: February 13, 2013, 02:37:03 PM »
My son has just told me that I have become an 'activist'. 

So today I have mainly been becoming an activist.  It seems that I have finally made him proud. noooo:

Most most excellent. :thumbsup:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23122 on: February 13, 2013, 03:34:14 PM »
Had a few beers with Baldy n B/C dick...................the world is right ... cloud9:

Think the bar might disagree.......... whistle:



And I gave more relationship advice to Baldy's mate............ :thumbsup:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23123 on: February 13, 2013, 04:04:32 PM »
Had a few beers with Baldy n B/C dick...................the world is right ... cloud9:

Think the bar might disagree.......... whistle:



And I gave more relationship advice to Baldy's mate............ :thumbsup:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23124 on: February 13, 2013, 04:09:54 PM »
Had a few beers with Baldy n B/C dick...................the world is right ... cloud9:

Think the bar might disagree.......... whistle:



And I gave more relationship advice to Baldy's mate............ :thumbsup:

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Well his leccy bill was 970 snotters  eeek: eeek:   and to make matters worse I told him if he went to the office to pay he would get 9% discount .................he paid on-line this morning ........ whistle:


Told him.... cheaper to drink in the pub (heated) and leave her at home .......... :thumbsup:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23125 on: February 13, 2013, 04:13:08 PM »
Had a few beers with Baldy n B/C dick...................the world is right ... cloud9:

Think the bar might disagree.......... whistle:



And I gave more relationship advice to Baldy's mate............ :thumbsup:

Top man!  Thumbs:

Well his leccy bill was 970 snotters  eeek: eeek:   and to make matters worse I told him if he went to the office to pay he would get 9% discount .................he paid on-line this morning ........ whistle:


Told him.... cheaper to drink in the pub (heated) and leave her at home .......... :thumbsup:

€970????  Shocked:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23126 on: February 13, 2013, 04:22:33 PM »
Bloody legalese   confused: , up to my neck in the stuff.  I mean, for example, here's an easy one:

"... bearing the date ... day of ... , and all my estate, title, and interest therein, to hold the same unto the said (name) ...subject to the conditions on which I held the same immediately before the execution thereof... "

If I'd written like that at skool I'd have been given double detention   Banghead   Jargon is a barricade to keep the ignorami out and you can quote me on that  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23127 on: February 13, 2013, 04:28:41 PM »
Had a few beers with Baldy n B/C dick...................the world is right ... cloud9:

Think the bar might disagree.......... whistle:



And I gave more relationship advice to Baldy's mate............ :thumbsup:

Top man!  Thumbs:

Well his leccy bill was 970 snotters  eeek: eeek:   and to make matters worse I told him if he went to the office to pay he would get 9% discount .................he paid on-line this morning ........ whistle:


Told him.... cheaper to drink in the pub (heated) and leave her at home .......... :thumbsup:

€970????  Shocked:


And he paid for economy storage heaters ............ noooo:



and the worst thing he is a financial advisor........ ;D ;D

nice bloke tho......... :thumbsup:  good drinking buddy.............

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23128 on: February 13, 2013, 04:29:53 PM »
Had a few beers with Baldy n B/C dick...................the world is right ... cloud9:

Think the bar might disagree.......... whistle:



And I gave more relationship advice to Baldy's mate............ :thumbsup:

Top man!  Thumbs:

Well his leccy bill was 970 snotters  eeek: eeek:   and to make matters worse I told him if he went to the office to pay he would get 9% discount .................he paid on-line this morning ........ whistle:


Told him.... cheaper to drink in the pub (heated) and leave her at home .......... :thumbsup:

€970????  Shocked:


And he paid for economy storage heaters ............ noooo:



and the worst thing he is a financial advisor........ ;D ;D

nice bloke tho......... :thumbsup:  good drinking buddy.............

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23129 on: February 13, 2013, 04:33:27 PM »
Had a few beers with Baldy n B/C dick...................the world is right ... cloud9:

Think the bar might disagree.......... whistle:



And I gave more relationship advice to Baldy's mate............ :thumbsup:

Top man!  Thumbs:

Well his leccy bill was 970 snotters  eeek: eeek:   and to make matters worse I told him if he went to the office to pay he would get 9% discount .................he paid on-line this morning ........ whistle:


Told him.... cheaper to drink in the pub (heated) and leave her at home .......... :thumbsup:

€970????  Shocked:


And he paid for economy storage heaters ............ noooo:



and the worst thing he is a financial advisor........ ;D ;D

nice bloke tho......... :thumbsup:  good drinking buddy.............

How big is the mansion?

Same as mine ..........hardly a mansion ........... redface:     



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