The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[Nick]

Meetings are VERY important. Like Anoushka     Chloe 

[The Moan Ranger]

At home cooking dinner for the sprogs and their respective other halfs.

And shouting at the TV as the contestants in "Pointless" are complete fucktards 

[apc2010]

At home cooking dinner for the sprogs and their respective other halfs.

And shouting at the TV as the contestants in "Pointless" are complete fucktards 

Did the title not give you a clue............

[Pastis]

Home at last, oven warming up for a pizza ... another 2 or 3 hours werk to be done but I just can't get my head around it 
I shall plan the logistics of it on the train (again) tomorrow to B'rhm. The thought of 4 or 5 hours traipsing around the NEC does not fill me with deep joy ... but needs must.

[Barman]

Am coming close to finishing the giant bird cage. Literally, blood sweat and tears. Oh, the worst thing about working with "invisible" mesh.........you can't feckin see it.  I'm going to wash the blood of my hands and get a glass of wine. 

Apey said he was doing it all....? 

yeah right. every now and then I ask him to pass me the wire cutters. 

I had to go to the pub.............meeting.......

Quite right.... 

[GROWLER]

I've discussed this before about bloody irresponsible dog owners up 'me 'ill'

Sitting there at the top this avvy, and these two tarts suddenly appeared with a gaggle of fido's...off the lead, bounding around like tribe of piggin' nutters on crack.

One of them saw me sitting down, all nice and peacful like, taking in the formerly most peaceful solitude and beautiful views, minding me own business like, when the bastard creature took a fancy to me orange and bottle of water, came charging up to me and knocked them out me paw!

The wimmins just shouted at the cretininous mutt  to "come here fido"

I calmly awaited an apology which suprise suprise, it wasn't fortcoming, so I considerd a fairly loud "fuckin' sorry about that" in my bestest of sarcastic tones was in order.

Friggin selfish ' bell ends.

[apc2010]

I've discussed this before about bloody irresponsible dog owners up 'me 'ill'

Sitting there at the top this avvy, and these two tarts suddenly appeared with a gaggle of fido's...off the lead, bounding around like tribe of piggin' nutters on crack.

One of them saw me sitting down, all nice and peacful like, taking in the formerly most peaceful solitude and beautiful views, minding me own business like, when the bastard creature took a fancy to me orange and bottle of water, came charging up to me and knocked them out me paw!

The wimmins just shouted at the cretininous mutt  to "come here fido"

I calmly awaited an apology which suprise suprise, it wasn't fortcoming, so I considerd a fairly loud "fuckin' sorry about that" in my bestest of sarcastic tones was in order.

Friggin selfish ' bell ends.

Wot are tarts doing up yer ill..........

[GROWLER]

Walking their bastard dogs FFS!

[apc2010]

Walking their bastard dogs FFS!

Thought it was for geezers only........

[GROWLER]

Walking their bastard dogs FFS!

Thought it was for geezers only........

When 'ave I said that like ey, EY?
WHEN?
 EXACTLY like.

Show me the post, and I will gladly and most most graciously apologise in FULL and unreservedly with knobs on.

Failing that, please stop talking utter shite man.

[apc2010]

Walking their bastard dogs FFS!

Thought it was for geezers only........

When 'ave I said that like ey, EY?
WHEN?
 EXACTLY like.

Show me the post, and I will gladly and most most graciously apologise in FULL and unreservedly with knobs on.

Failing that, please stop talking utter shite man.

I thought it was a proper hike like ............not for girlies ,,,,,,,,,,

[GROWLER]

Why do you think I go out walkin' in the wilds you gale of dogs breath, ey, WHY?

Correct. To enjoy the scenery and fresh air, and also to blimp the fit top totty that it also attracts.

[Baldy]

Why do you think I go out walkin' in the wilds you gale of dogs breath, ey, WHY?

Correct. To enjoy the scenery and fresh air, and also to blimp the fit top totty that it also attracts.

Just a shame that their dogs prefer you more than the totty does.

[Barman]

Why do you think I go out walkin' in the wilds you gale of dogs breath, ey, WHY?

Correct. To enjoy the scenery and fresh air, and also to blimp the fit top totty that it also attracts.

Just a shame that their dogs prefer you more than the totty does.

 

[GROWLER]

Why do you think I go out walkin' in the wilds you gale of dogs breath, ey, WHY?

Correct. To enjoy the scenery and fresh air, and also to blimp the fit top totty that it also attracts.

Just a shame that their dogs prefer you more than the totty does.

Most harsh, but most sadly, I have to agree on that one.
No bastard likes me, but I don't give a 'flying' anymore tbqatth.