Why do you think I go out walkin' in the wilds you gale of dogs breath, ey, WHY? 
Correct. To enjoy the scenery and fresh air, and also to blimp the fit top totty that it also attracts. 
Just a shame that their dogs prefer you more than the totty does.
Most harsh, but most sadly, I have to agree on that one. 
No bastard likes me, but I don't give a 'flying' anymore tbqatth. 
Do you keep a Bonio in your pocket?
No. Just a piggin' orange in me paw.
Since friggin' WHEN, have bastard dogs liked oranges ey? 
The new(ish) Labrador will eat anything ..... last week he demolished a packet of sprouts from the veg rack..... an hour later the farting started
Other Labrador owners tell us that ALL Labradors will eat anything and everything .... Doesn't matter how well fed they are ~ they see it and they eat it.
This one happily eats beech nuts (including husks) he finds under the trees, dead shrews (he does spit out the tails), rabbit shit, horse shit, bananas, oranges, apples .... nothing is safe from him.
