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Offline Tipsy Gipsy

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23625 on: March 08, 2013, 06:59:37 AM »
I will be in Smugwitch.... I will drive myself and avoid the No. 9 bus.  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23626 on: March 08, 2013, 07:33:27 AM »
This morning I have to see Orthopedic Surgeon re "Frozen" shoulder after which in Honour of International Women's Day I shall be offering my somewhat dysfunctional body to the ladies in order that they may take their pleasure of me.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23627 on: March 08, 2013, 07:39:37 AM »
I'm thinking of going by train and calling 'Dental Emergency' at the Guard... evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23628 on: March 08, 2013, 07:41:38 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 08, 2013, 07:33:27 AM
This morning I have to see Orthopedic Surgeon re "Frozen" shoulder after which in Honour of International Women's Day I shall be offering my somewhat dysfunctional body to the ladies in order that they may take their pleasure of me.
VP Laydees may form an orderly queue. angel1

"Alternatively, you may book any one of the two minute slots in advance"
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23629 on: March 08, 2013, 07:47:50 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on March 08, 2013, 07:41:38 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 08, 2013, 07:33:27 AM
This morning I have to see Orthopedic Surgeon re "Frozen" shoulder after which in Honour of International Women's Day I shall be offering my somewhat dysfunctional body to the ladies in order that they may take their pleasure of me.
VP Laydees may form an orderly queue. angel1

"Alternatively, you may book any one of the two minute slots in advance"

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You been talking to my ex-wife? Shocked:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23630 on: March 08, 2013, 07:48:47 AM »
In honour of International Ladies Day some  of the blokes in the village are off out on the piss...  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23631 on: March 08, 2013, 08:12:17 AM »
Quote from: Barman on March 08, 2013, 07:48:47 AM
In honour of International Ladies Day some  of the blokes in the village are off out on the piss...  :thumbsup:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23632 on: March 08, 2013, 08:15:27 AM »
Quote from: Baldy on March 08, 2013, 08:12:17 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 08, 2013, 07:48:47 AM
In honour of International Ladies Day some  of the blokes in the village are off out on the piss...  :thumbsup:

 :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Complete bladderation is on the agenda... with perhaps a curry thrown in for good luck....  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23633 on: March 08, 2013, 11:04:16 AM »
Quote from: SteveK on March 07, 2013, 02:58:11 PM
Haven't been to Rochester for over 20 years but it was always the classier of the Medway towns.  Has some historical interest.  Have had to drive through Chatham to get to Gillingham a few times in the last year.  So so depressing.

Nothing to do with anything really but saw this and thought of you Steve....

 

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23634 on: March 08, 2013, 11:11:42 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 08, 2013, 11:04:16 AM
Quote from: SteveK on March 07, 2013, 02:58:11 PM
Haven't been to Rochester for over 20 years but it was always the classier of the Medway towns.  Has some historical interest.  Have had to drive through Chatham to get to Gillingham a few times in the last year.  So so depressing.

Nothing to do with anything really but saw this and thought of you Steve....

 


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We have one like that...  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23635 on: March 08, 2013, 11:41:59 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 08, 2013, 11:04:16 AM
. .Nothing to do with anything really but saw this and thought of you Steve....


lol:  Yep CWMBO is similarly stupid.  She is a tail less cat (accident we assume) so does have some stealth ability.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23636 on: March 08, 2013, 11:43:09 AM »
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on March 08, 2013, 06:59:37 AM
I will be in Smugwitch.... I will drive myself and avoid the No. 9 bus.  scared2:
Yes very wise after events nasty of yesterday. 
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23637 on: March 08, 2013, 04:58:23 PM »
Off out on me boys night...  cloud9:

Have fun and behave yourselves..  ;)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23638 on: March 08, 2013, 05:50:17 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 08, 2013, 04:58:23 PM
Off out on me boys night...  cloud9:

Have fun and behave yourselves..  ;)

Home by 10............. noooo:   those scouts have a curfew.......... noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #23639 on: March 08, 2013, 06:05:35 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on March 08, 2013, 05:50:17 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 08, 2013, 04:58:23 PM
Off out on me boys night...  cloud9:

Have fun and behave yourselves..  ;)

Home by 10............. noooo:   those scouts have a curfew.......... noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
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