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Offline Pastis

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24135 on: March 28, 2013, 01:27:47 PM »
You are the new Archbishop of Canterbury and I claim my Maundy munny  ;D
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24136 on: March 28, 2013, 02:54:16 PM »
Sitting at my 'puter...  ;D

Sat in the square in a bar drinking beer while LL queued at the Bank of Cyprus...

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24137 on: March 28, 2013, 02:56:57 PM »
Tell her it's her fault  8)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24138 on: March 28, 2013, 03:06:00 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 28, 2013, 02:54:16 PM
Sitting at my 'puter...  ;D

Sat in the square in a bar drinking beer while LL queued at the Bank of Cyprus...

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In Paphos....... rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24139 on: March 28, 2013, 03:14:00 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on March 28, 2013, 03:06:00 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 28, 2013, 02:54:16 PM
Sitting at my 'puter...  ;D

Sat in the square in a bar drinking beer while LL queued at the Bank of Cyprus...

BM =  Sunburn:
Ll =  evil:

In Paphos....... rubschin:

No, Pissouri you feeble-minded mongtard.....  ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24140 on: March 28, 2013, 03:19:16 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 28, 2013, 03:14:00 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 28, 2013, 03:06:00 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 28, 2013, 02:54:16 PM
Sitting at my 'puter...  ;D

Sat in the square in a bar drinking beer while LL queued at the Bank of Cyprus...

BM =  Sunburn:
Ll =  evil:

In Paphos....... rubschin:

No, Pissouri you feeble-minded mongtard.....  ::)

Well last time Baldy asked you said you bank in Paphos....... evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24141 on: March 28, 2013, 03:21:14 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on March 28, 2013, 03:19:16 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 28, 2013, 03:14:00 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 28, 2013, 03:06:00 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 28, 2013, 02:54:16 PM
Sitting at my 'puter...  ;D

Sat in the square in a bar drinking beer while LL queued at the Bank of Cyprus...

BM =  Sunburn:
Ll =  evil:

In Paphos....... rubschin:

No, Pissouri you feeble-minded mongtard.....  ::)

Well last time Baldy asked you said you bank in Paphos....... evil:

I wouldn't tell Baldy where I banked would I...?  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24142 on: March 28, 2013, 05:52:45 PM »
Whilst we were out today some arsewipe let their dog run amok in our garden. I have one chicken with no tail feathers and a very cold bum and another that is missing presumed dead.l  I am not a happy bunny. I have just written to the local paper, which is read by most people locally, stating that the owner should own up and pay up and that if I ever see a dog in the garden I will make sure that when the owner gets it back it will be unable to attack chickens let alone bite them.

I know that it is the owners fault rather than the dogs but I am  bleddy furious.evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24143 on: March 28, 2013, 06:01:53 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 28, 2013, 03:21:14 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 28, 2013, 03:19:16 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 28, 2013, 03:14:00 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 28, 2013, 03:06:00 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 28, 2013, 02:54:16 PM
Sitting at my 'puter...  ;D

Sat in the square in a bar drinking beer while LL queued at the Bank of Cyprus...

BM =  Sunburn:
Ll =  evil:

In Paphos....... rubschin:

No, Pissouri you feeble-minded mongtard.....  ::)

Well last time Baldy asked you said you bank in Paphos....... evil:

I wouldn't tell Baldy where I banked would I...?  noooo:

Wankstain!
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24144 on: March 28, 2013, 06:04:10 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 28, 2013, 05:52:45 PM
Whilst we were out today some arsewipe let their dog run amok in our garden. I have one chicken with no tail feathers and a very cold bum and another that is missing presumed dead.l  I am not a happy bunny. I have just written to the local paper, which is read by most people locally, stating that the owner should own up and pay up and that if I ever see a dog in the garden I will make sure that when the owner gets it back it will be unable to attack chickens let alone bite them.

I know that it is the owners fault rather than the dogs but I am  bleddy furious.evil:

 happy100  At least foxes are wild animals. Bloody irresponsible dog owners  cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24145 on: March 28, 2013, 06:25:39 PM »
What JOM said, seconded
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24146 on: March 29, 2013, 04:53:09 PM »
Thank you.

The brilliant news is that last night after I had shut the two remaining girls up I looked out of the window only to se this little white head bobbing up and down, heaven knows where she had been hiding but she had come home to roost and seems in one piece if a few feathers short.

Today we have mainly been strengthening fences and erecting gun towers. I fear I may have frostbitten fingers. Freezy:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24147 on: March 29, 2013, 05:04:38 PM »
 catchchick:   catchchick:   catchchick:   :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24148 on: March 29, 2013, 05:14:55 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24149 on: March 29, 2013, 06:25:28 PM »
Fecking fancy uplighter  evil:  evil:  ... just died.
Ok, check the socket on the wall... yes that works  evil:
Ok, check the fuse in the plug and change... nada  evil:
Ok, check the "reading" lamp with new bulb ... nada  evil:
Ok, check the uplighter bulb ... nada  evil:

 Shrugs:  Flex?  Too dark to check it  evil:  What else?   rubschin:
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