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Offline Barman

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24225 on: April 02, 2013, 03:19:15 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on April 02, 2013, 03:10:34 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 02, 2013, 03:03:23 PM
Hic...

I am back in front of my 'puter like....  redface:

Liquid lunch...... rubschin:

Oh yes...  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24226 on: April 02, 2013, 05:27:48 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 02, 2013, 07:29:50 AM
You will both be on the naughty step when Tipsy sees this. noooo: noooo:



Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 02, 2013, 09:21:07 AM
Oh do behave you two. noooo:  The naughty step is not moving anywhere, ever, at all, in any direction, never. noooo:

Today I will mostly be in the horsepickle again.  Thoroughly pissed off with it all. evil: cussing: sad24:

Miss C, you have my sympathy.   Its enough keeping a watch over these reprobates without appointments at the Krankenhaus as well.   happy100
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24227 on: April 02, 2013, 05:30:58 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24228 on: April 02, 2013, 05:32:48 PM »
For once Nick you had an alibi.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24229 on: April 03, 2013, 06:58:20 AM »
1) Go to village to extract cash
2) Jump start a Russian laydee
3) Work on MeMi
4) Post pictures of Russian Laydee MeMi
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24230 on: April 03, 2013, 09:58:55 AM »
dunno

wot with 3 pin bowling postponed and the national shortage of Russian laydees to jump start now extending to Sussex

lentils will not be involved
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24231 on: April 03, 2013, 10:35:44 AM »
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on April 02, 2013, 05:27:48 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 02, 2013, 07:29:50 AM
You will both be on the naughty step when Tipsy sees this. noooo: noooo:



Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 02, 2013, 09:21:07 AM
Oh do behave you two. noooo:  The naughty step is not moving anywhere, ever, at all, in any direction, never. noooo:

Today I will mostly be in the horsepickle again.  Thoroughly pissed off with it all. evil: cussing: sad24:

Miss C, you have my sympathy.   Its enough keeping a watch over these reprobates without appointments at the Krankenhaus as well.   happy100

Thank you Tipsy. :thumbsup:

Washing is now on the line.  I am going to give my beetle farm a good old clean out. sick2:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24232 on: April 03, 2013, 12:59:13 PM »
Getting more n more pissed off ........ cussing:    and this is the start of the season..... cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24233 on: April 03, 2013, 01:08:21 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on April 03, 2013, 12:59:13 PM
Getting more n more pissed off ........ cussing:    and this is the start of the season..... cussing:

Tell the Barman.... Popcorn: *










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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24234 on: April 03, 2013, 01:14:38 PM »
Quote from: Barman on April 03, 2013, 01:08:21 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 03, 2013, 12:59:13 PM
Getting more n more pissed off ........ cussing:    and this is the start of the season..... cussing:

Tell the Barman.... Popcorn: *










* Sour Cream & Onion Flavour

 cussing:  My seasoning .....


Anyhoo , cancellations , after e-mails checking , ( I knew it would be cancelled) phone calls . no , no all is ok , so I book people .....

e-mail today guess what fucking CANCELLED,,,,,,,, cussing:

Now no bastard are answering their phones ......so this week I will prob lose money..... cussing:

Just what I need now ........ cussing:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24235 on: April 03, 2013, 01:21:19 PM »
 happy100
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24236 on: April 03, 2013, 01:34:48 PM »
It gets better some twat is targeting my bookings....... cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24237 on: April 03, 2013, 01:39:19 PM »
Everyone's a critic eh?  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24238 on: April 03, 2013, 01:58:55 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on April 03, 2013, 01:39:19 PM
Everyone's a critic eh?  noooo:

No a 2 faced lying bastard ..........I have always ignored him ..but he has now crossed the line........ evil:

I have known him longer than Miss T ........never been friends but respected each other .........now the gloves are off .........
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24239 on: April 03, 2013, 02:01:41 PM »
 Popcorn:
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