The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[apc2010]

Right Fluffy where are you takin us gerlly's then.....

You can't call him Fluffy. Nick already named our terrapin fluffy, its getting confusing. 

Soz Miss T didn't know..

How about Cuddles then ..... Got to be something soft and squidgy like he is really!!!

Terrapin thread.......

[GROWLER]

Right Fluffy where are you takin us gerlly's then.....

You can't call him Fluffy. Nick already named our terrapin fluffy, its getting confusing. 

Bollox to yer piggin tarrapin and what that great noncy knob sez. 
If Boogywoogy wants to call me 'fluffy', she can.

BTW Boogywoogy, the others might actually know this already, but I do OWL impressions.

[boogs]

Right Fluffy where are you takin us gerlly's then.....

You can't call him Fluffy. Nick already named our terrapin fluffy, its getting confusing. 

Bollox to yer piggin tarrapin and what that great noncy knob sez. 
If Boogywoogy wants to call me 'fluffy', she can.

BTW Boogywoogy, the others might actually know this already, but I do OWL impressions.

You can show me on our first night away.... It will be a hoot...

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Oh good grief I can't keep up.  Steve we can't get a forest some Pope has shat all over it, we can call the bear marshmallow then he can be toasted but then you are toast so that won't work, Boogs is just being naughty as is Miss T but that is as it should be. I may have to take advantage of our esteemed governments proposed relaxation of planning rules and extend the 'naughty step' no questions asked. A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat! * taps side of nose with finger*

[GROWLER]

Oh good grief I can't keep up.  Steve we can't get a forest some Pope has shat all over it, we can call the bear marshmallow then he can be toasted but then you are toast so that won't work, Boogs is just being naughty as is Miss T but that is as it should be. I may have to take advantage of our esteemed governments proposed relaxation of planning rules and extend the 'naughty step' no questions asked. A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat! * taps side of nose with finger*

Any chance of someone explaining and dechiphering  that^^^ into English please?

[Steve]

Oh good grief I can't keep up.  Steve we can't get a forest some Pope has shat all over it, we can call the bear marshmallow then he can be toasted but then you are toast so that won't work, Boogs is just being naughty as is Miss T but that is as it should be. I may have to take advantage of our esteemed governments proposed relaxation of planning rules and extend the 'naughty step' no questions asked. A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat! * taps side of nose with finger*

 

"we can't get a forest some Pope has shat all over it"  phrase of the week imho

[Just One More]

Right Fluffy where are you takin us gerlly's then.....

"Seven little girls, sitting in the back seat, kissing and a hugging with Ted" 

[Barman]

Right Fluffy where are you takin us gerlly's then.....

"Seven little girls, sitting in the back seat, kissing and a hugging with Ted" 

Oh christus, we are in Operation Yewtree territory now! 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Right Fluffy where are you takin us gerlly's then.....

"Seven little girls, sitting in the back seat, kissing and a hugging with Ted" 

Oh christus, we are in Operation Yewtree territory now! 

Why?

[GROWLER]

Right Fluffy where are you takin us gerlly's then.....

"Seven little girls, sitting in the back seat, kissing and a hugging with Ted" 

Oh christus, we are in Operation Yewtree territory now! 

Why?

Yea you, WHY?
We need to know like.

[Barman]

Right Fluffy where are you takin us gerlly's then.....

"Seven little girls, sitting in the back seat, kissing and a hugging with Ted" 

Oh christus, we are in Operation Yewtree territory now! 

Why?

Yea you, WHY?
We need to know like.

Seven little girls, sitting in the back seat, kissing and a hugging with Ted...?

They'd be all over it like a rash like.... 

[Snoopy]

Right Fluffy where are you takin us gerlly's then.....

"Seven little girls, sitting in the back seat, kissing and a hugging with Ted" 

Oh christus, we are in Operation Yewtree territory now! 

Why?

Yea you, WHY?
We need to know like.

Seven little girls, sitting in the back seat, kissing and a hugging with Ted...?

They'd be all over it like a rash like.... 

Indeed they would but for the fact that the 7 little girls were "kissin' & a huggin' with FRED"!

The Avons - Seven little girls sitting in the back seat (HQ)

[GROWLER]

I'm totally baffled and conflusterlicationed as to what TF this is all about now tbqatth, where it's been, and where the blazes it's actually going to now too.

I mean, what is this shite now all about ey, exactly like, roughly speaking.

[miss Tchevious]

I'm totally baffled and conflusterlicationed as to what TF this is all about now tbqatth, where it's been, and where the blazes it's actually going to now too.

I mean, what is this shite now all about ey, exactly like, roughly speaking.

This is just the beginning.....wait til you get all three of us laydiz at once... can you handle us, Oh furry one?

[GROWLER]

Bored absolutely and thouroughly rigid.
Job is now officially GOOSED.
Considering selling some of me stuff off, paying off remaining debts and part time retiring tbqh.

Going the gym, for only the 2nd time ever during a weekday daytime.
Fully expecting the place to be full of 'arf tasty granny's.

I may be some time.

On the other hand, maybe not.