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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24945 on: April 30, 2013, 07:08:06 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24946 on: April 30, 2013, 07:13:06 PM »
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But there were 9 of them  scared2:

 Popcorn:

Then again are we ready for this.... eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24947 on: April 30, 2013, 07:18:11 PM »
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Lesbians 1: Nick 1

But there were 9 of them  scared2:

 Popcorn:

Then again are we ready for this.... eeek:

Were they all lezzers before they met you...... rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24948 on: April 30, 2013, 08:31:28 PM »
back here at last... been to Pafos three times today....  Banghead

Thanks for the call ........... noooo:

I was going to call you earlier ackchewlee...

I got to Shampooch with the dog and realised I had left my wallet at home...

Rather than driving all the way back I was going to give you a call and ask if you would lend me the cash...  Thumbs:

Then I thought, what are you thinking??? I suppose I must have caught the sun a bit...  noooo:

So, I drove home, got my wallet, drove back, paid the €25 and took the dog home...

Then I drove back in the SLK to get the air-con re-gassed....

Left the wallet at home trick......... noooo:

Yes, great trick - spent all day in the fecking car!  cussing:

You spend too much time with Apey learning his tricks.  noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24949 on: April 30, 2013, 08:32:55 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24950 on: April 30, 2013, 08:35:30 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24951 on: April 30, 2013, 09:11:02 PM »
At home and mother free. cloud9:
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24952 on: April 30, 2013, 09:13:01 PM »

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24953 on: April 30, 2013, 09:19:16 PM »
Thank you kind sir i don't mind if I do 'a vat of your finest Pinot Grigio if you please BM'.
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24954 on: April 30, 2013, 09:22:47 PM »
Thank you kind sir i don't mind if I do 'a vat of your finest Pinot Grigio if you please BM'.

Have 2 ......he's snoring in the corner..... noooo:


( I would not mention vat in here unless you mean the whiskey )

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24955 on: April 30, 2013, 09:27:54 PM »
Thank you kind sir i don't mind if I do 'a vat of your finest Pinot Grigio if you please BM'.

Have 2 ......he's snoring in the corner..... noooo:


( I would not mention vat in here unless you mean the whiskey )

I've gorra thread running on this very subject somewhere. :thumbsup:

Shall I dig it out like ey? cloud9:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24956 on: April 30, 2013, 11:00:48 PM »
going to go out now feeling betterer, may go looking for roundabouts

Leave the camera at home......... noooo:
Well I didn't

No roundabout as such

Adult stuff that Baldy does not sell as below









Right knackering too but seems that's the idea to get the adults fit

No kiddies were photographed, stared at or anyfing sus in the process.

Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24957 on: April 30, 2013, 11:09:33 PM »
Can't sleep. These  fvcking lesbians have got into my head.

Must go and check the obituaries  whistle:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24958 on: April 30, 2013, 11:16:51 PM »
Can't sleep. These  fvcking lesbians have got into my head.

Must go and check the obituaries  whistle:
Oh yes, where did I put me numbers?
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #24959 on: May 01, 2013, 04:05:44 AM »
Today I shall mostly be having a BBQ on the beach like....  cloud9:

(cos it is an Bank Holiday)
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