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Offline boogs

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25110 on: May 05, 2013, 03:31:17 PM »
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LL woke up with pains in her chest >>> quackter >>> horsepickle

Just got home to collect the three pages of essentials that she needs brought back to her....  noooo:

Then off to the horsepickle again.... ::)

Which horsepickle...... rubschin:  is she ok ....... rubschin:

Evangelismos in Pafos like....

They gave her a painkilling injection which didn't touch it after an hour so they have just given her something to knock her out...

All signs are normal except a white blood cell count which was so far off the scale the doctor didn't believe it....

 eeek:  look what man cooking does.

Hope she's feeling betterer soon

 lol: lol: lol:

 evil:

He got a man in to cook..... rubschin:

No I fecking didn't!  cussing:

Her stitches were supposed to come out on Tuesday - I reckon she wants to keep me in this nurses uniform for as long as possible....  evil:


Hope she is ok.... happy100
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25111 on: May 05, 2013, 04:02:16 PM »
GOOSED! sleep017
Sick of farting about with wheels. Only done 2. Banghead

Haven't even washed and polished me babe yet either.

90 minutes of shite footie hasn't helped me cause either mind. cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25112 on: May 05, 2013, 04:03:54 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on May 05, 2013, 04:02:16 PM
GOOSED! sleep017
Sick of farting about with wheels. Only done 2. Banghead

Haven't even washed and polished me babe yet either.

90 minutes of shite footie hasn't helped me cause either mind. cussing:

Glad I didn't go out to watch it .........sounded crap......(the footie)....
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25113 on: May 05, 2013, 04:24:33 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on May 05, 2013, 04:02:16 PM
GOOSED! sleep017
Sick of farting about with wheels. Only done 2. Banghead

Haven't even washed and polished me babe yet either.

90 minutes of shite footie hasn't helped me cause either mind. cussing:

 happy100       

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25114 on: May 05, 2013, 05:54:26 PM »
Quote from: Barman on May 05, 2013, 02:12:49 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 05, 2013, 02:11:17 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 05, 2013, 02:07:31 PM
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Quote from: apc2010 on May 05, 2013, 01:00:16 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 05, 2013, 12:58:30 PM
LL woke up with pains in her chest >>> quackter >>> horsepickle

Just got home to collect the three pages of essentials that she needs brought back to her....  noooo:

Then off to the horsepickle again.... ::)

Which horsepickle...... rubschin:  is she ok ....... rubschin:

Evangelismos in Pafos like....

They gave her a painkilling injection which didn't touch it after an hour so they have just given her something to knock her out...

All signs are normal except a white blood cell count which was so far off the scale the doctor didn't believe it....

 eeek:  look what man cooking does.

Hope she's feeling betterer soon

 lol: lol: lol:

 evil:

He got a man in to cook..... rubschin:

No I fecking didn't!  cussing:

Her stitches were supposed to come out on Tuesday - I reckon she wants to keep me in this nurses uniform for as long as possible....  evil:

Oh good grief what on earth is going on now.  Why has LL got stitches that need taking out and what have you done to break her?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25115 on: May 05, 2013, 05:58:32 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 05, 2013, 05:54:26 PM
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Quote from: apc2010 on May 05, 2013, 02:11:17 PM
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Quote from: apc2010 on May 05, 2013, 01:00:16 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 05, 2013, 12:58:30 PM
LL woke up with pains in her chest >>> quackter >>> horsepickle

Just got home to collect the three pages of essentials that she needs brought back to her....  noooo:

Then off to the horsepickle again.... ::)

Which horsepickle...... rubschin:  is she ok ....... rubschin:

Evangelismos in Pafos like....

They gave her a painkilling injection which didn't touch it after an hour so they have just given her something to knock her out...

All signs are normal except a white blood cell count which was so far off the scale the doctor didn't believe it....

 eeek:  look what man cooking does.

Hope she's feeling betterer soon

 lol: lol: lol:

 evil:

He got a man in to cook..... rubschin:

No I fecking didn't!  cussing:

Her stitches were supposed to come out on Tuesday - I reckon she wants to keep me in this nurses uniform for as long as possible....  evil:

Oh good grief what on earth is going on now.  Why has LL got stitches that need taking out and what have you done to break her?

She had a useless lump removed ( not BM ) from her foot.......
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25116 on: May 05, 2013, 06:27:54 PM »
I'm back here like....  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25117 on: May 05, 2013, 06:32:33 PM »
Quote from: Barman on May 05, 2013, 06:27:54 PM
I'm back here like....  noooo:


Is she home too....... rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25118 on: May 05, 2013, 06:33:26 PM »
Quote from: boogs on May 05, 2013, 04:24:33 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on May 05, 2013, 04:02:16 PM
GOOSED! sleep017
Sick of farting about with wheels. Only done 2. Banghead

Haven't even washed and polished me babe yet either.

90 minutes of shite footie hasn't helped me cause either mind. cussing:

 happy100       


...but you haven't offended me. confused:

Festa all washed polished and gleaming now. cloud9:

"Did you really"....learn to drive in one of those? ::)

Gawswerth tomozo, all bright ''n' early like.

Thought I was going to 'ave a nice peaceful day, all on me own like  cloud9:..but G Jnr wants to come with me and play wasps. evil:

Even odds for a barney. ::)
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25119 on: May 05, 2013, 06:40:29 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25120 on: May 05, 2013, 06:44:29 PM »
 happy100  Hope LL is sorted soon.   Our keels all seem a bit uneven here at the moment.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25121 on: May 05, 2013, 06:45:53 PM »
Wassup with the owld gerl?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25122 on: May 05, 2013, 06:48:06 PM »
I shall post some grapes. Get well soon LL
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25123 on: May 05, 2013, 06:49:11 PM »
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Wassup with the owld gerl?

old............. scared:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25124 on: May 05, 2013, 06:55:30 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 05, 2013, 06:45:53 PM
Wassup with the owld gerl?

They dunno... Shrugs:

Symptoms are broken rib or Pleurisy or shingles - X-Rays show nothing... Doctor thinks the blood test machine must have been broken as she doesn't have a fever...  noooo:

She is zapped-out on pain killers...  Thumbs:
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