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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25245 on: May 10, 2013, 01:42:48 PM »
Miss C - no worries not caused by TBFH or me  cloud9:

He went to docs this morning and when I asked what was said all he could say was that he was distracted because lady doc was wearing a green dress and orange tights  eeek:

Not sure if he went to the docs to get some drugs or had drugs before he went to the docs  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25246 on: May 10, 2013, 01:48:00 PM »
Did he mention what her knockers were like, like?
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25247 on: May 10, 2013, 01:48:58 PM »
Obviously he didn't need to bother looking  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25248 on: May 10, 2013, 02:01:30 PM »
Just waiting to go into an interview.  scared2:

Nervous?  Moi?   lol:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25249 on: May 10, 2013, 05:58:55 PM »
Speaking of battered sausage, how is Mr New Man?

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25250 on: May 10, 2013, 07:45:38 PM »
I have just been notified that I am to get a performance related pay increase  cloud9:

Congratulations young miss  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25251 on: May 10, 2013, 08:36:09 PM »
Thank you young man  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25252 on: May 10, 2013, 10:05:45 PM »
In a fucking a foul mood .........will explain tomorrow ........

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25253 on: May 10, 2013, 10:12:02 PM »
In a fucking a foul mood .........will explain tomorrow ........


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25254 on: May 10, 2013, 10:24:20 PM »
In a fucking a foul mood .........will explain tomorrow ........

Strangely enough, so am I! :thumbsup:
Rabid level almost.

However, I unlike you, will not explain tomorrow...to anyone...at all.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25255 on: May 10, 2013, 10:28:06 PM »
In a fucking a foul mood .........will explain tomorrow ........

Strangely enough, so am I! :thumbsup:
Rabid level almost.

However, I unlike you, will not explain tomorrow...to anyone...at all.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25256 on: May 10, 2013, 10:30:55 PM »
In a fucking a foul mood .........will explain tomorrow ........

Strangely enough, so am I! :thumbsup:
Rabid level almost.

However, I unlike you, will not explain tomorrow...to anyone...at all.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25257 on: May 10, 2013, 10:37:20 PM »
In a fucking a foul mood .........will explain tomorrow ........

Strangely enough, so am I! :thumbsup:
Rabid level almost.

However, I unlike you, will not explain tomorrow...to anyone...at all.

 happy100 happy100

How come APEY only got one?
He will NOT be best pleased, and I need more than a pat on the 'ed at the mo too I, can tell you. Banghead

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25258 on: May 11, 2013, 10:13:27 AM »
Cleaning the back seat of the car..... sad24:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25259 on: May 11, 2013, 10:22:51 AM »
Cleaning the back seat of the car..... sad24:

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