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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25620 on: May 22, 2013, 11:44:21 AM »
Horsepickle at lunch time experienced that doubly embarrassing moment when you throw up all over the department floor narrowly missing your consultants shiny shoes only to then start a prolonged and double nostril geyser which laughingly tried to have me believe that it was a mere nosebleed.  noooo: redface: sad24:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25621 on: May 22, 2013, 08:32:42 PM »
Smugwitch then home to pack the Berlingy.   angel1
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25622 on: May 23, 2013, 04:53:50 AM »
This morning I shall be collecting the Panjero from the menderers....  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25623 on: May 23, 2013, 07:46:34 AM »
This morning I shall be collecting the Panjero from the menderers....  scared2:

Then fixing the front gates/wall?  rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25624 on: May 23, 2013, 07:57:45 AM »
This morning I shall be collecting the Panjero from the menderers....  scared2:

Then fixing the front gates/wall?  rubschin:

Just a service.... 330 snotters..... noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25625 on: May 23, 2013, 08:28:50 AM »
This morning I shall be collecting the Panjero from the menderers....  scared2:

Then fixing the front gates/wall?  rubschin:

Just a service.... 330 snotters..... noooo:

 eeek: eeek: eeek:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25626 on: May 23, 2013, 08:30:01 AM »
This morning I shall be collecting the Panjero from the menderers....  scared2:

Then fixing the front gates/wall?  rubschin:

Just a service.... 330 snotters..... noooo:

 eeek: eeek: eeek:

Needed a new timing chain tensioner - that was the bulk of it... then fuel filters, oil filters, etc.  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25627 on: May 23, 2013, 08:31:32 AM »
This morning I shall be collecting the Panjero from the menderers....  scared2:

Then fixing the front gates/wall?  rubschin:

Just a service.... 330 snotters..... noooo:

 eeek: eeek: eeek:

Needed a new timing chain tensioner - that was the bulk of it... then fuel filters, oil filters, etc.  noooo:

330 snotters.....this should be in "I'm filling me trousers" thread.  eeek:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25628 on: May 23, 2013, 08:33:47 AM »
This morning I shall be collecting the Panjero from the menderers....  scared2:

Then fixing the front gates/wall?  rubschin:

Just a service.... 330 snotters..... noooo:

Ey? confused:

You've just stripped down and rebuilt 'Me Mi'  cloud9: ( with chav attachment  sick2: ) from the ground upwards, yet you've left doing a relatively simple service in the greasy twelve fingered paws of  a grease monkey, who's relieving you of and eye watering 330 snotteroonies? eeek: Shocked:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25629 on: May 23, 2013, 08:42:55 AM »
This morning I shall be collecting the Panjero from the menderers....  scared2:

Then fixing the front gates/wall?  rubschin:

Just a service.... 330 snotters..... noooo:

Ey? confused:

You've just stripped down and rebuilt 'Me Mi'  cloud9: ( with chav attachment  sick2: ) from the ground upwards, yet you've left doing a relatively simple service in the greasy twelve fingered paws of  a grease monkey, who's relieving you of and eye watering 330 snotteroonies? eeek: Shocked:

 rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25630 on: May 23, 2013, 08:49:44 AM »
This morning I shall be collecting the Panjero from the menderers....  scared2:

Then fixing the front gates/wall?  rubschin:

Just a service.... 330 snotters..... noooo:

Ey? confused:

You've just stripped down and rebuilt 'Me Mi'  cloud9: ( with chav attachment  sick2: ) from the ground upwards, yet you've left doing a relatively simple service in the greasy twelve fingered paws of  a grease monkey, who's relieving you of and eye watering 330 snotteroonies? eeek: Shocked:

 rubschin:

Well?

Is that it? Shrugs:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25631 on: May 23, 2013, 11:17:48 AM »
Skype conference soon with 4 gabby wimmins  cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25632 on: May 23, 2013, 11:19:17 AM »
Skype conference soon with 4 gabby wimmins  cussing:

Lezzers......... rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25633 on: May 23, 2013, 03:39:17 PM »
Had lunch with my dad, haircut in a minute, then packing.

Off to Derby tomorrow, then visits to Chatsworth, Buxton and Bakewell over weekend.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #25634 on: May 23, 2013, 04:05:39 PM »
Matlock Baff for Miss D like :thumbsup:
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