The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[miss Tchevious]

Today I am trying not to commit murder of the inverse child (aka my mum)

An alibi would be good if anyone is offering please

I'll tell them you were at a wedding with me. Its at the scummy all inclusive hotel so everyone will be too pissed to remember if you were there or not. 

[Nick]

Ever seen Strangers on a Train?

I have candidates 

[Steve]

Ta all

Currently we are waiting at the doctors surgery, too many hostile witnesses

[apc2010]

Ta all

Currently we are waiting at the doctors surgery, too many hostile witnesses

Shipman......

[Nick]

I thought that too, but he topped himself 

[apc2010]

I thought that too, but he topped himself 

So he did .....was he on my card......

[Steve]

Ah yes didn't he also do fish paste

Have calmed down a bit

for now

[apc2010]

Ah yes didn't he also do fish paste

Have calmed down a bit

for now

Pills........

[Barman]

I'm back here like... 

[Nick]

Wonder where BM is? 

[The Moan Ranger]

At werk, like :-

[miss Tchevious]

Wish me luck . Off to do a wedding with a bad back. This is gonna be interesting. Pretty certain I wont be up dancing tonight, they are going to think I am a right miserable cow. 

[The Moan Ranger]

Wish me luck . Off to do a wedding with a bad back. This is gonna be interesting. Pretty certain I wont be up dancing tonight, they are going to think I am a right miserable cow. 

Good luck Miss T - take it easy.

[miss Tchevious]

Wish me luck . Off to do a wedding with a bad back. This is gonna be interesting. Pretty certain I wont be up dancing tonight, they are going to think I am a right miserable cow. 

Good luck Miss T - take it easy.

will do. 

[apc2010]

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