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Offline GROWLER

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #26175 on: June 11, 2013, 01:58:29 PM »
At my weding. Really early. They are only just getting married. Got to watch the bride and her dad walk to the beach/aisle. Got all teary.  sad24:

Stil got abit of VPtime on my hands now.  :thumbsup:

Do you have a firm of solicitors business cards to hand out for such occassions btw, you know, for a bir'off commision for future reference and recommendations like? Thumbs:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #26176 on: June 11, 2013, 02:25:12 PM »
At my weding. Really early. They are only just getting married. Got to watch the bride and her dad walk to the beach/aisle. Got all teary.  sad24:

Stil got abit of VPtime on my hands now.  :thumbsup:

Do you have a firm of solicitors business cards to hand out for such occassions btw, you know, for a bir'off commision for future reference and recommendations like? Thumbs:
Should NEVER miss a potential business money making opportunity. noooo:


Ah, clever clever!

Did a wedding a couple of years back, the groom was 34 and it was his third wife! Apey said to give him a card in case he wanted me for his next wedding.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #26177 on: June 11, 2013, 02:26:01 PM »
I know some poor sap who is on his 5th wife eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #26178 on: June 11, 2013, 02:48:35 PM »
Do you know what? Its so nice to see the beach full of teenagers all playing volleyball/tennis/football etc. All healthy looking youngsters as opposed to the binge drinking chubsters you get in the uk now.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #26179 on: June 11, 2013, 02:58:09 PM »
Bikinis?  eyes: eyes: eyes: eyes: eyes:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #26180 on: June 11, 2013, 02:58:52 PM »
Bikinis?  eyes: eyes: eyes: eyes: eyes:

I'm talking about 14 year olds you dirty old perve.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #26181 on: June 11, 2013, 03:01:11 PM »
 redface: redface: redface:

Not as ripe as you then eyes:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #26182 on: June 11, 2013, 03:02:00 PM »
redface: redface: redface:

Not as ripe as you then eyes:

I'm succulent and juicy.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #26183 on: June 11, 2013, 03:03:08 PM »


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #26184 on: June 11, 2013, 03:04:05 PM »
As growler would say...."go swivel".

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #26185 on: June 11, 2013, 03:16:38 PM »
Just wait till Nick is over there and then you can get your revenge Misty. Whatever you have planned for him though make sure its filmed so that the rest of us can see it on here....  eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #26186 on: June 11, 2013, 03:18:55 PM »
Just wait till Nick is over there and then you can get your revenge Misty. Whatever you have planned for him though make sure its filmed so that the rest of us can see it on here....  eveilgrin:


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #26187 on: June 11, 2013, 03:27:59 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #26188 on: June 11, 2013, 03:59:39 PM »
Just wait till Nick is over there and then you can get your revenge Misty. Whatever you have planned for him though make sure its filmed so that the rest of us can see it on here....  eveilgrin:


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #26189 on: June 11, 2013, 04:26:09 PM »
Currently sitting on stand 112, with my headset on, waiting for an update from the pilot. As it stands,  the 1st available "slot" is 20.08 !