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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #26730 on: June 28, 2013, 06:23:27 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #26731 on: June 28, 2013, 06:27:55 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #26732 on: June 28, 2013, 08:05:00 AM »
wAITING FOR SOME JOBSWORTH TO COME AND UNCLAMP MY CAR cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #26733 on: June 28, 2013, 09:03:57 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #26734 on: June 28, 2013, 09:12:18 AM »
Driving to Nottingham  scared2:

Come Via us when you are lost. You know the signpost and you know your bladder will need emptying. Mr C and would love to see you. ;D

Today I will mostly be filling out forms cussing: cussing: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: then dealing with a louse infested henhouse.  sick2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #26735 on: June 28, 2013, 09:27:00 AM »
Driving to Nottingham  scared2:

Me too but now wondering if I am wise ....  scared2: scared2: scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #26736 on: June 28, 2013, 10:23:13 AM »
Whole mess of shit today. Got six different weddings. One is a load of rich Muslims from Dubai. Needless to say I have sent one of my staff to that one cos there is no bar.  :thumbsup:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #26737 on: June 28, 2013, 10:39:48 AM »
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I am back here like....  cloud9:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #26738 on: June 28, 2013, 10:49:39 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #26739 on: June 28, 2013, 10:54:53 AM »
Whole mess of shit today. Got six different weddings. One is a load of rich Muslims from Dubai. Needless to say I have sent one of my staff to that one cos there is no bar.  :thumbsup:
That could get confusing.  The wrong bride and groom might get drunk to.  Do you have to write reminders on your arm in biro?
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #26740 on: June 28, 2013, 11:11:24 AM »
Driving to Nottingham  scared2:

Me too but now wondering if I am wise ....  scared2: scared2: scared2:

Come Via us when you are lost. You know the signpost and you know your bladder will need emptying. Mr C and would love to see you.  ;D

As would I however the new drugs that I am on are completely spacing me out, I will be the one asleep in the corner dribbling and twitching. noooo:

Miss T I really do not envy you 6 weddings is more than anyone should cope with even if you delegate. noooo:  Good luck is all I can say. ;D
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #26741 on: June 28, 2013, 11:13:39 AM »
Whole mess of shit today. Got six different weddings. One is a load of rich Muslims from Dubai. Needless to say I have sent one of my staff to that one cos there is no bar.  :thumbsup:
That could get confusing.  The wrong bride and groom might get drunk to.  Do you have to write reminders on your arm in biro?


I'm a little more organised than that.  ::) Its all written on the back of my fag packet.




Thanks Miss C, well earned day off tomorrow.  :thumbsup:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #26742 on: June 28, 2013, 01:31:30 PM »
Off out soon .......... scared2:   

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #26743 on: June 28, 2013, 01:40:26 PM »
Spoke too soon ........DJ number 1 leads gone laptop playing up........ Banghead

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #26744 on: June 28, 2013, 02:06:45 PM »
I seem to be in Nottingham. NO MAGGOTS  eeek:
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