Disgusterous
« previous next »
Pages: 1 ... 17 18 [19] 20 21 ... 5023   Go Down

Author Topic: The all new "Where are you today?" thread  (Read 3510636 times)

0 Members and 45 Guests are viewing this topic.

Offline Nick

  • Needs to get out more...
  • ******
  • Posts: 108869
  • Reputation: -115
Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #270 on: December 28, 2009, 05:58:25 PM »
 evil:
Logged
Warning: May contain Skub
Cat sitter extraordinaire
Semi-professional crocodile

Offline Nick

  • Needs to get out more...
  • ******
  • Posts: 108869
  • Reputation: -115
Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #271 on: December 28, 2009, 07:16:07 PM »
This is  a nightmare. SHe keeps texting "How is Bertie?"

I say, "I dunno"

It goes on  scared2:

Logged
Warning: May contain Skub
Cat sitter extraordinaire
Semi-professional crocodile

Offline Pirate

  • Senior Moment
  • ****
  • Posts: 9228
  • Reputation: -2
Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #272 on: December 28, 2009, 07:33:02 PM »


Logged

Offline Nick

  • Needs to get out more...
  • ******
  • Posts: 108869
  • Reputation: -115
Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #273 on: December 28, 2009, 07:37:46 PM »
Precisely  scared2:
Logged
Warning: May contain Skub
Cat sitter extraordinaire
Semi-professional crocodile

Offline Pirate

  • Senior Moment
  • ****
  • Posts: 9228
  • Reputation: -2
Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #274 on: December 28, 2009, 07:41:21 PM »
Bonjour, my Cherie. How is my pussy. voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir  eyes:
Logged

Offline Nick

  • Needs to get out more...
  • ******
  • Posts: 108869
  • Reputation: -115
Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #275 on: December 28, 2009, 07:45:44 PM »
 cussing:
Logged
Warning: May contain Skub
Cat sitter extraordinaire
Semi-professional crocodile

Offline Pirate

  • Senior Moment
  • ****
  • Posts: 9228
  • Reputation: -2
Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #276 on: December 28, 2009, 08:25:24 PM »
Bon Soir Cherie...I am so glad you love my pussy...please continue to stroke it gently...you will not be disappointed

text back 
Logged

Offline Nick

  • Needs to get out more...
  • ******
  • Posts: 108869
  • Reputation: -115
Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #277 on: December 28, 2009, 08:28:00 PM »
If only  noooo:
Logged
Warning: May contain Skub
Cat sitter extraordinaire
Semi-professional crocodile

Online Barman

  • Administrator
  • Needs to get out more...
  • *****
  • Posts: 153411
  • Reputation: -50
  • Since 1960...
    • Virtual Pub!
Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #278 on: December 28, 2009, 08:29:48 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 28, 2009, 07:16:07 PM
This is  a nightmare. SHe keeps texting "How is Bertie?"

I say, "I dunno"

It goes on  scared2:



Text back "drowning in his own piss and shite"

That should get her off your back like...  whistle:
Logged
Pro Skub  Thumbs:

Offline Nick

  • Needs to get out more...
  • ******
  • Posts: 108869
  • Reputation: -115
Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #279 on: December 28, 2009, 08:37:18 PM »
 cussing:
Logged
Warning: May contain Skub
Cat sitter extraordinaire
Semi-professional crocodile

Offline Pirate

  • Senior Moment
  • ****
  • Posts: 9228
  • Reputation: -2
Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #280 on: December 28, 2009, 08:44:53 PM »
Darling...I vill soon be with you... burma
Logged

Offline Pirate

  • Senior Moment
  • ****
  • Posts: 9228
  • Reputation: -2
Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #281 on: December 28, 2009, 08:49:06 PM »
Cherie...I will have to cancel...that fool Nick has gubbed it...He  has locked himself out...I will have to go directly to my flat to rescue Bertie who is drowning in his own piss and shite...au voir, darling, until later
Logged

Offline Pirate

  • Senior Moment
  • ****
  • Posts: 9228
  • Reputation: -2
Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #282 on: December 28, 2009, 08:55:42 PM »
Merde...I ave been texting the wrong number. There is obviously no piss for the wicked. My lips are soiled.
Logged

Offline GROWLER

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 17808
  • Reputation: 0
Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #283 on: December 28, 2009, 09:03:20 PM »
I cannot and DO NOT believe that YOU, the bloody OWNER of the property, does not have a spare key for it.
If it IS true however, you take almost incomprehensible negligence and total utter utter utter unbelievable gross stupidity to new heights, previously thought of as being too high to be attainable. ::)
Logged

Offline Pirate

  • Senior Moment
  • ****
  • Posts: 9228
  • Reputation: -2
Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #284 on: December 28, 2009, 09:09:18 PM »
Oh Growler, come on...we all know its jackanory...just play along with him
Logged
Pages: 1 ... 17 18 [19] 20 21 ... 5023   Go Up
« previous next »