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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27015 on: July 06, 2013, 08:20:43 AM »
Watching The British & Irish Lions in the local.

Meeting my mates at 12:30......then just a pub crawl for the rest of the day I suppose.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27016 on: July 06, 2013, 08:39:26 AM »
Off to the beach laters... ::)

Beaches are empty apart from Wednesday and Saturday afternoons and all day Sunday when the Cypriots are not werking.... so when do we have to go...?  Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27017 on: July 06, 2013, 08:48:47 AM »
Off to the beach laters... ::)

Beaches are empty apart from Wednesday and Saturday afternoons and all day Sunday when the Cypriots are not werking.... so when do we have to go...?  Banghead

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27018 on: July 06, 2013, 09:19:05 AM »
Off to the beach laters... ::)

Beaches are empty apart from Wednesday and Saturday afternoons and all day Sunday when the Cypriots are not werking.... so when do we have to go...?  Banghead

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27019 on: July 06, 2013, 10:04:50 AM »
Off to the beach laters... ::)

Beaches are empty apart from Wednesday and Saturday afternoons and all day Sunday when the Cypriots are not werking.... so when do we have to go...?  Banghead

I never go near them on Sundays......... noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27020 on: July 06, 2013, 10:15:50 AM »
Silly cricket and meaty BBQ day!

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27021 on: July 06, 2013, 10:18:11 AM »
Werk again 2 till 10   ::)     But weekend off    Party001:
To watch the Wimbledon finals and German GP?

or

Could I ask you and Miss C to resolve the name of your party please?  Miss C's sig says it's the Don't give a flying fuck party but yours says it is the Couldn't give a flying fuck party.

Now I realise that there are more important things to give a flying fuck about but those of us who care about flying fucks fucking care what fuckin banner we should be deciding if we give a flying fuck about.

I feel better now

We are as one, amalgamated if you will.   

Of course like any political party there are those of us who have more right wing tendencies (the don't s) and those who have left wing tendencies (the couldn't s) there are those in the middle (the wouldn't) there is the splinter group (the shouldn't s)  lastly there are the stalewarts, these warts have been around for so long that they really really really don't give a fuck regardless of ability to fly or not.

I hope that this explains things to your satisfaction.  If not then you can just fuck fuckity fuck  off.  ;)

BMs little beach venture is going to end in tears, sand in every nook and cranny, too hot, too windy too many people.  Madness I tells you madness.

I am going to go and take some more photographs and potter in the garden.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27022 on: July 06, 2013, 10:19:31 AM »
Travelling chav class to Luton. Most unpleasant.
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27023 on: July 06, 2013, 10:35:30 AM »
Travelling chav class to Luton. Most unpleasant.


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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27024 on: July 06, 2013, 10:57:06 AM »
Travelling chav class to Luton. Most unpleasant.


see you later  :thumbsup:

Miss T please for heavens sake heed the sticky tape on him which reads  'handle with care' do that and you may survive.

Your home may be at risk as may the rest of your goods and chattels if you do not comply.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27025 on: July 06, 2013, 11:30:26 AM »
Werk again 2 till 10   ::)     But weekend off    Party001:
To watch the Wimbledon finals and German GP?

or

Could I ask you and Miss C to resolve the name of your party please?  Miss C's sig says it's the Don't give a flying fuck party but yours says it is the Couldn't give a flying fuck party.

Now I realise that there are more important things to give a flying fuck about but those of us who care about flying fucks fucking care what fuckin banner we should be deciding if we give a flying fuck about.

I feel better now

We are as one, amalgamated if you will.   

Of course like any political party there are those of us who have more right wing tendencies (the don't s) and those who have left wing tendencies (the couldn't s) there are those in the middle (the wouldn't) there is the splinter group (the shouldn't s)  lastly there are the stalewarts, these warts have been around for so long that they really really really don't give a fuck regardless of ability to fly or not.

I hope that this explains things to your satisfaction.  If not then you can just fuck fuckity fuck  off.  ;)

BMs little beach venture is going to end in tears, sand in every nook and cranny, too hot, too windy too many people.  Madness I tells you madness.

I am going to go and take some more photographs and potter in the garden.

Indeed... if ever there was an event that was destined to end in tears this is it....  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27026 on: July 06, 2013, 11:34:12 AM »
Werk again 2 till 10   ::)     But weekend off    Party001:
To watch the Wimbledon finals and German GP?

or

Could I ask you and Miss C to resolve the name of your party please?  Miss C's sig says it's the Don't give a flying fuck party but yours says it is the Couldn't give a flying fuck party.

Now I realise that there are more important things to give a flying fuck about but those of us who care about flying fucks fucking care what fuckin banner we should be deciding if we give a flying fuck about.

I feel better now

We are as one, amalgamated if you will.   

Of course like any political party there are those of us who have more right wing tendencies (the don't s) and those who have left wing tendencies (the couldn't s) there are those in the middle (the wouldn't) there is the splinter group (the shouldn't s)  lastly there are the stalewarts, these warts have been around for so long that they really really really don't give a fuck regardless of ability to fly or not.

I hope that this explains things to your satisfaction.  If not then you can just fuck fuckity fuck  off.  ;)

BMs little beach venture is going to end in tears, sand in every nook and cranny, too hot, too windy too many people.  Madness I tells you madness.

I am going to go and take some more photographs and potter in the garden.

Indeed... if ever there was an event that was destined to end in tears this is it....  noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27027 on: July 06, 2013, 11:36:44 AM »
Werk again 2 till 10   ::)     But weekend off    Party001:
To watch the Wimbledon finals and German GP?

or

Could I ask you and Miss C to resolve the name of your party please?  Miss C's sig says it's the Don't give a flying fuck party but yours says it is the Couldn't give a flying fuck party.

Now I realise that there are more important things to give a flying fuck about but those of us who care about flying fucks fucking care what fuckin banner we should be deciding if we give a flying fuck about.

I feel better now

We are as one, amalgamated if you will.   

Of course like any political party there are those of us who have more right wing tendencies (the don't s) and those who have left wing tendencies (the couldn't s) there are those in the middle (the wouldn't) there is the splinter group (the shouldn't s)  lastly there are the stalewarts, these warts have been around for so long that they really really really don't give a fuck regardless of ability to fly or not.

I hope that this explains things to your satisfaction.  If not then you can just fuck fuckity fuck  off.  ;)

BMs little beach venture is going to end in tears, sand in every nook and cranny, too hot, too windy too many people.  Madness I tells you madness.

I am going to go and take some more photographs and potter in the garden.

Indeed... if ever there was an event that was destined to end in tears this is it....  noooo:

Don't go simples........ Thumbs:

Tell em bollocks....

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27028 on: July 06, 2013, 11:39:49 AM »
Nick should have bought cheese....... noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #27029 on: July 06, 2013, 07:13:09 PM »
Off out with Nick's mercy parcel ........he is late .........going to the pub to wait ........ rubschin:
















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