The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[miss Tchevious]

off to go meet the Nickster................updates to follow. 

[Baldy]

Good luck.

Do not bring the ginger moron anywhere near me.

[boogs]

Werk again 2 till 10        But weekend off   

To watch the Wimbledon finals and German GP?

or

Could I ask you and Miss C to resolve the name of your party please?  Miss C's sig says it's the Don't give a flying fuck party but yours says it is the Couldn't give a flying fuck party.

Now I realise that there are more important things to give a flying fuck about but those of us who care about flying fucks fucking care what fuckin banner we should be deciding if we give a flying fuck about.

I feel better now

We are as one, amalgamated if you will.   

Of course like any political party there are those of us who have more right wing tendencies (the don't s) and those who have left wing tendencies (the couldn't s) there are those in the middle (the wouldn't) there is the splinter group (the shouldn't s)  lastly there are the stalewarts, these warts have been around for so long that they really really really don't give a fuck regardless of ability to fly or not.

I hope that this explains things to your satisfaction.  If not then you can just fuck fuckity fuck  off. 

BMs little beach venture is going to end in tears, sand in every nook and cranny, too hot, too windy too many people.  Madness I tells you madness.

I am going to go and take some more photographs and potter in the garden.

 

[Baldy]

Just got home, the idea was to get a bit of a sleep before the Nick-a-thon starts.

A bunch of feckin Russians are having a BBQ in the car park.  Propper classy like. 

I have deposited 3 rotten eggs in one of the cars blocking the entrance to my driveway. 

Going back to the boozer, feck going out with that ginger idiot.

I need to calm down. 

[boogs]

Today my son in law and his friend ran 22miles for charity and at the finish line (at a pub ) we set up some stalls to try to raise some extra munny.  My friend and I set up a Tombola there was a cake stall and a Bouncy Castle... While we were waiting for them to get to us I said to my friend shall we have a go on the bouncy castle while it is quiet...  Well there we were here bouncing around me on my back legs acombo .. every time I got up and started to jump I ended up on my back again both of us in hysterics... As we got off we realised there were about 30 people  (and a video camera) standing laughing...

My family do not want to be associated with me now... My 15 year old granddaughter was mortified My daughter said as she arrived and saw the crowd round said BC I bet that is my mother.. 

 
I now ache from head to toe and realise I am too old and unfit the mind is willing but the body is knackered...
Oh and I got burnt...


Great day tho and the boys raised about £1200..... 

[Just One More]

Today my son in law and his friend ran 22miles for charity and at the finish line (at a pub ) we set up some stalls to try to raise some extra munny.  My friend and I set up a Tombola there was a cake stall and a Bouncy Castle... While we were waiting for them to get to us I said to my friend shall we have a go on the bouncy castle while it is quiet...  Well there we were here bouncing around me on my back legs acombo .. every time I got up and started to jump I ended up on my back again both of us in hysterics... As we got off we realised there were about 30 people  (and a video camera) standing laughing...

My family do not want to be associated with me now... My 15 year old granddaughter was mortified My daughter said as she arrived and saw the crowd round said BC I bet that is my mother.. 

 
I now ache from head to toe and realise I am too old and unfit the mind is willing but the body is knackered...
Oh and I got burnt...


Great day tho and the boys raised about £1200..... 

Excellent 

[Baldy]

Today my son in law and his friend ran 22miles for charity and at the finish line (at a pub ) we set up some stalls to try to raise some extra munny.  My friend and I set up a Tombola there was a cake stall and a Bouncy Castle... While we were waiting for them to get to us I said to my friend shall we have a go on the bouncy castle while it is quiet...  Well there we were here bouncing around me on my back legs acombo .. every time I got up and started to jump I ended up on my back again both of us in hysterics... As we got off we realised there were about 30 people  (and a video camera) standing laughing...

My family do not want to be associated with me now... My 15 year old granddaughter was mortified My daughter said as she arrived and saw the crowd round said BC I bet that is my mother.. 

 
I now ache from head to toe and realise I am too old and unfit the mind is willing but the body is knackered...
Oh and I got burnt...


Great day tho and the boys raised about £1200..... 

  Nick wants a copy of the video. 

[Steve]

Today my son in law and his friend ran 22miles for charity and at the finish line (at a pub ) we set up some stalls to try to raise some extra munny.  My friend and I set up a Tombola there was a cake stall and a Bouncy Castle... While we were waiting for them to get to us I said to my friend shall we have a go on the bouncy castle while it is quiet...  Well there we were here bouncing around me on my back legs acombo .. every time I got up and started to jump I ended up on my back again both of us in hysterics... As we got off we realised there were about 30 people  (and a video camera) standing laughing...

My family do not want to be associated with me now... My 15 year old granddaughter was mortified My daughter said as she arrived and saw the crowd round said BC I bet that is my mother.. 

 
I now ache from head to toe and realise I am too old and unfit the mind is willing but the body is knackered...
Oh and I got burnt...


Great day tho and the boys raised about £1200..... 

Excellent 

Wot he said 

[boogs]

Today my son in law and his friend ran 22miles for charity and at the finish line (at a pub ) we set up some stalls to try to raise some extra munny.  My friend and I set up a Tombola there was a cake stall and a Bouncy Castle... While we were waiting for them to get to us I said to my friend shall we have a go on the bouncy castle while it is quiet...  Well there we were here bouncing around me on my back legs acombo .. every time I got up and started to jump I ended up on my back again both of us in hysterics... As we got off we realised there were about 30 people  (and a video camera) standing laughing...

My family do not want to be associated with me now... My 15 year old granddaughter was mortified My daughter said as she arrived and saw the crowd round said BC I bet that is my mother.. 

 
I now ache from head to toe and realise I am too old and unfit the mind is willing but the body is knackered...
Oh and I got burnt...


Great day tho and the boys raised about £1200..... 

  Nick wants a copy of the video. 

Is he there then......

[Baldy]

Today my son in law and his friend ran 22miles for charity and at the finish line (at a pub ) we set up some stalls to try to raise some extra munny.  My friend and I set up a Tombola there was a cake stall and a Bouncy Castle... While we were waiting for them to get to us I said to my friend shall we have a go on the bouncy castle while it is quiet...  Well there we were here bouncing around me on my back legs acombo .. every time I got up and started to jump I ended up on my back again both of us in hysterics... As we got off we realised there were about 30 people  (and a video camera) standing laughing...

My family do not want to be associated with me now... My 15 year old granddaughter was mortified My daughter said as she arrived and saw the crowd round said BC I bet that is my mother.. 

 
I now ache from head to toe and realise I am too old and unfit the mind is willing but the body is knackered...
Oh and I got burnt...


Great day tho and the boys raised about £1200..... 

  Nick wants a copy of the video. 

Is he there then......

Not with me.....Foggy must be entertaining him. 

[boogs]

How did your family day go Steve...

[boogs]

Today my son in law and his friend ran 22miles for charity and at the finish line (at a pub ) we set up some stalls to try to raise some extra munny.  My friend and I set up a Tombola there was a cake stall and a Bouncy Castle... While we were waiting for them to get to us I said to my friend shall we have a go on the bouncy castle while it is quiet...  Well there we were here bouncing around me on my back legs acombo .. every time I got up and started to jump I ended up on my back again both of us in hysterics... As we got off we realised there were about 30 people  (and a video camera) standing laughing...

My family do not want to be associated with me now... My 15 year old granddaughter was mortified My daughter said as she arrived and saw the crowd round said BC I bet that is my mother.. 

 
I now ache from head to toe and realise I am too old and unfit the mind is willing but the body is knackered...
Oh and I got burnt...


Great day tho and the boys raised about £1200..... 

  Nick wants a copy of the video. 

Is he there then......

Not with me.....Foggy must be entertaining him. 

  He wishes I am sure... but has he arrived.....

[Baldy]

Today my son in law and his friend ran 22miles for charity and at the finish line (at a pub ) we set up some stalls to try to raise some extra munny.  My friend and I set up a Tombola there was a cake stall and a Bouncy Castle... While we were waiting for them to get to us I said to my friend shall we have a go on the bouncy castle while it is quiet...  Well there we were here bouncing around me on my back legs acombo .. every time I got up and started to jump I ended up on my back again both of us in hysterics... As we got off we realised there were about 30 people  (and a video camera) standing laughing...

My family do not want to be associated with me now... My 15 year old granddaughter was mortified My daughter said as she arrived and saw the crowd round said BC I bet that is my mother.. 

 
I now ache from head to toe and realise I am too old and unfit the mind is willing but the body is knackered...
Oh and I got burnt...


Great day tho and the boys raised about £1200..... 

  Nick wants a copy of the video. 

Is he there then......

Not with me.....Foggy must be entertaining him. 

  He wishes I am sure... but has he arrived.....

  I do not want the ginger mong anywhere near me. 

And Foggy : She was a show girl, with yellow feathers in her hair and a dress cut down to there etc..

[Steve]

. . .
Now Mr Steve I have an earworm thanks to you therefore I will share, oh and if the ad has a cat in it it is actually worth a watch, it made me smile.

Stuck In The Middle With You - Stealers Wheel

sorry about the ear worm

I wasn't stuck in he middle for long today.  Caught and run out but nothing like the fare that'll be at Trent Bridge soon

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Today my son in law and his friend ran 22miles for charity and at the finish line (at a pub ) we set up some stalls to try to raise some extra munny.  My friend and I set up a Tombola there was a cake stall and a Bouncy Castle... While we were waiting for them to get to us I said to my friend shall we have a go on the bouncy castle while it is quiet...  Well there we were here bouncing around me on my back legs acombo .. every time I got up and started to jump I ended up on my back again both of us in hysterics... As we got off we realised there were about 30 people  (and a video camera) standing laughing...

My family do not want to be associated with me now... My 15 year old granddaughter was mortified My daughter said as she arrived and saw the crowd round said BC I bet that is my mother.. 

 
I now ache from head to toe and realise I am too old and unfit the mind is willing but the body is knackered...
Oh and I got burnt...


Great day tho and the boys raised about £1200..... 

  Nick wants a copy of the video. 

Is he there then......

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