The all new "Where are you today?" thread

[tel]

And so it goes on.

[Pastis]

I have mostly been sorting out my Inbox and doing some more sorting in my Outbox 

[The Moan Ranger]

Just been in 3 more agencies - all 3 said "leave your CV alone - we'll pass it to our IT / Management consultants who should be able to help".

Hurrah!

[Snoopy]

You are showing willing ~ which is what this is all about. They will now continue to pay whatever benefits you are claiming and more importantly credit your NI contributions and thus your future pittance pension entitlements will not be harmed.

[tel]

It's not very encouraging when the only "benefit" is having your stamp paid.

And then be told that you have (in my case) already paid the maximum.

[Snoopy]

Indeed. Got the Tee Shirt 


Just like every six months they call for me to be assessed ~ I ask the doctors everytime "Are we hoping for divine intervention or are you just ensuring I am still alive? ~ We all know there is no cure and death is the only way out of benefits for me"

[The Moan Ranger]

Still, at least I'm out of the cess-pit today. Currently having a Guinness watching the ladies pass by. Some are actually very attractive. Some are ogres.

S'pose I'd better go back to the "training centre" complete with all the wannabe gangsters outside, drinking cheap cider and smoking dope, talking Patois and staring at me for speaking properly.

And the funny thing is the Security Guards let it go on and the "tutors" do likewise.

Tax-payers money well spent. Napalm the entire area (once I've left).

[Darwins Selection]

And the funny thing is the Security Guards let it go on and the "tutors" do likewise.

Coz 'im daan't waant t'start no waar innit?

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I went into my local city today.   Are there actually any Somalians left in Somalia?

[Darwins Selection]

Are there actually any Somalians left in Somalia?

Only the elderly and honest ones. 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I thought as much, after today's outing.

[Barman]

There are some right munters in Epsom... no offence... 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I think that I have just had my depths plumbed.

[Barman]

I never touched yer! 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

I have now arrived in Mallorca, hotel, food provided, pools, people, heat, sand .... and I am supposed to enjoy this.        Am thinking wistfully of gettiing home and booking a ferry - car, tent ..... heaven.  Ungrateful soul arn't I... oh no I paid.