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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28575 on: August 28, 2013, 12:02:59 PM »
Who was the bloke with the e-ciggie who kept going on about Ray Parlour only getting a game for Arsenal because some Boult bloke who now lives in Spain fancied his Mum? I wasn't listening really...... whistle:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28576 on: August 28, 2013, 12:06:01 PM »
Who was the bloke with the e-ciggie who kept going on about Ray Parlour only getting a game for Arsenal because some Boult bloke who now lives in Spain fancied his Mum? I wasn't listening really...... whistle:

Where you there during the initial altercation then Shocked:
It wasn't a discussion on Swiss Franc mortgages then  whistle: whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28577 on: August 28, 2013, 12:07:49 PM »
Who was the bloke with the e-ciggie who kept going on about Ray Parlour only getting a game for Arsenal because some Boult bloke who now lives in Spain fancied his Mum? I wasn't listening really...... whistle:

Where you there during the initial altercation then Shocked:
It wasn't a discussion on Swiss Franc mortgages then  whistle: whistle:
Lovely meal last night - thank you Hostess with the Mostest  cloud9:

Eggs ........ rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28578 on: August 28, 2013, 12:08:28 PM »
I feel a Daisy Ashford moment coming on
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28579 on: August 28, 2013, 12:08:56 PM »
No, they were all playing nicely when we were there - just at that 'starting to repeat themselves' stage, we missed the best bit as usual - I had to get home to put the eggs on for you and BM!

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28580 on: August 28, 2013, 12:10:43 PM »
No, they were all playing nicely when we were there - just at that 'starting to repeat themselves' stage, we missed the best bit as usual - I had to get home to put the eggs on for you and BM!

So just set them off......... noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28581 on: August 28, 2013, 12:13:48 PM »
No, they were all playing nicely when we were there - just at that 'starting to repeat themselves' stage, we missed the best bit as usual - I had to get home to put the eggs on for you and BM!

So just set them off......... noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28582 on: August 28, 2013, 12:15:36 PM »
I feel a Daisy Ashford moment coming on

Ashford's name was sometimes used as a way to criticize adult authors of the 1920s if their style was deemed too childish or naïve  angry041:  Put your dukes up Mr. Nick  fence:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28583 on: August 28, 2013, 12:19:48 PM »
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When the great morning came Mr Salteena did not have an egg for his
brekfast in case he should be sick on the jorney.

What top hat will you wear asked Ethel.

I shall wear my best black and my white alpacka coat to keep off the
dust and flies replied Mr Salteena.

I shall put some red ruge on my face said Ethel because I am very pale
owing to the drains in this house.

You will look very silly said Mr Salteena with a dry laugh.

Well so will you said Ethel in a snappy tone and she ran out of the
room with a very superier run throwing out her legs behind and her
arms swinging in rithum.

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28584 on: August 28, 2013, 12:19:56 PM »
I'm glad you knew that LL, bloody cheek, my money's on you if it comes to a scrap boxing

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28585 on: August 28, 2013, 12:21:16 PM »
I outrank her in that department  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28586 on: August 28, 2013, 12:22:37 PM »
I'm glad you knew that LL, bloody cheek, my money's on you if it comes to a scrap boxing

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28587 on: August 28, 2013, 12:26:22 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28588 on: August 28, 2013, 12:26:50 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #28589 on: August 28, 2013, 12:28:40 PM »
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