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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29355 on: September 24, 2013, 11:50:14 AM »
Word to the wise...

Don't mix concrete in the kitchen....  noooo:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29356 on: September 24, 2013, 11:51:07 AM »
Word to the wise...

Don't mix concrete in the kitchen....  noooo:

New footwear for LL?

Tell me you didn't use the Kenwood Chef . . .    noooo:

No, I should have tho....  Banghead
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29357 on: September 24, 2013, 11:55:29 AM »
Word to the wise...

Don't mix concrete in the kitchen....  noooo:
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You will be singing in the front row of the choir when she gets home.  scared2:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29358 on: September 24, 2013, 12:03:23 PM »
Word to the wise...

Don't mix concrete in the kitchen....  noooo:
noooo:

You will be singing in the front row of the choir when she gets home.  scared2:

Three weeks to clean it all up like....  Thumbs:

I wonder how quickly it sets....?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29359 on: September 24, 2013, 12:04:58 PM »
Word to the wise...

Don't mix concrete in the kitchen....  noooo:
noooo:

You will be singing in the front row of the choir when she gets home.  scared2:

Three weeks to clean it all up like....  Thumbs:

I wonder how quickly it sets....?  rubschin:

Depends which bones she breaks...... rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29360 on: September 24, 2013, 12:06:58 PM »
Word to the wise...

Don't mix concrete in the kitchen....  noooo:
noooo:

You will be singing in the front row of the choir when she gets home.  scared2:

Three weeks to clean it all up like....  Thumbs:

I wonder how quickly it sets....?  rubschin:

Depends which bones she breaks...... rubschin:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29361 on: September 24, 2013, 12:46:48 PM »
What a Bell-End - what woz you doing with concrete? You'll cop it when LL gets back NickSick

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29362 on: September 24, 2013, 01:05:50 PM »
What a Bell-End - what woz you doing with concrete? You'll cop it when LL gets back NickSick

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29363 on: September 24, 2013, 01:24:34 PM »
To what? Not your new sandals lol:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29364 on: September 24, 2013, 01:24:46 PM »
Been on a mission to track down some missing cousins (last seen 15 years ago). Knocked on their door and pretended to be from the JWs  ;D

Got a mouthful of abuse and a door slammed in my face  redface:

Had to start all over again  redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29365 on: September 24, 2013, 01:25:37 PM »
Been on a mission to track down some missing cousins (last seen 15 years ago). Knocked on their door and pretended to be from the JWs  ;D

Got a mouthful of abuse and a door slammed in my face  redface:

Had to start all over again  redface:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29366 on: September 24, 2013, 01:26:09 PM »
Been on a mission to track down some missing cousins (last seen 15 years ago). Knocked on their door and pretended to be from the JWs  ;D

Got a mouthful of abuse and a door slammed in my face  redface:

Had to start all over again  redface:

Do they now wish it was the JWs........ whistle:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29367 on: September 24, 2013, 01:26:26 PM »
To what? Not your new sandals lol:

No, but I was wearing them.... they're all covered in it now too... redface:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29368 on: September 24, 2013, 01:26:50 PM »
Been on a mission to track down some missing cousins (last seen 15 years ago). Knocked on their door and pretended to be from the JWs  ;D

Got a mouthful of abuse and a door slammed in my face  redface:

Had to start all over again  redface:

Do they now wish it was the JWs........ whistle:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #29369 on: September 24, 2013, 01:27:05 PM »
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