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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #36705 on: September 17, 2014, 07:00:54 AM »
I shall mainly be in Nottingham

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #36706 on: September 17, 2014, 07:28:48 AM »
I shall mainly be in Nottingham

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #36707 on: September 17, 2014, 10:04:33 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #36708 on: September 17, 2014, 12:03:01 PM »
I am surrounded by a gazillion Chinese girls in teeny shorts and cowboy boots (them not me ::))
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #36709 on: September 17, 2014, 12:04:03 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #36710 on: September 17, 2014, 12:05:24 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #36711 on: September 17, 2014, 12:06:22 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #36712 on: September 17, 2014, 12:08:14 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #36713 on: September 17, 2014, 12:35:49 PM »
I am surrounded by a gazillion Chinese girls in teeny shorts and cowboy boots (them not me ::))

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #36714 on: September 17, 2014, 12:37:35 PM »
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #36715 on: September 17, 2014, 12:41:42 PM »
I am surrounded by a gazillion Chinese girls in teeny shorts and cowboy boots (them not me ::))




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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #36716 on: September 17, 2014, 02:42:42 PM »
Had to get a big print job done, so went out.

WOman in shop today: I cannot find the mango juice!
Assistant: This is a stationers
Woman: But it says Staples and mango juice is a staple part of my diet
Assistant: We don't sell it
Woman (bangs counter with stick) I demand to see the manager
It took 10 minutes to get rid of the daft old trout
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #36717 on: September 17, 2014, 03:13:29 PM »
Had to get a big print job done, so went out.

WOman in shop today: I cannot find the mango juice!
Assistant: This is a stationers
Woman: But it says Staples and mango juice is a staple part of my diet
Assistant: We don't sell it
Woman (bangs counter with stick) I demand to see the manager
It took 10 minutes to get rid of the daft old trout

Did you sort your printing problems....?  whistle:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #36718 on: September 17, 2014, 03:15:43 PM »
Had to get a big print job done, so went out.

WOman in shop today: I cannot find the mango juice!
Assistant: This is a stationers
Woman: But it says Staples and mango juice is a staple part of my diet
Assistant: We don't sell it
Woman (bangs counter with stick) I demand to see the manager
It took 10 minutes to get rid of the daft old trout

Did you sort your printing problems....?  whistle:

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #36719 on: September 17, 2014, 03:16:30 PM »
Had to get a big print job done, so went out.

WOman in shop today: I cannot find the mango juice!
Assistant: This is a stationers
Woman: But it says Staples and mango juice is a staple part of my diet
Assistant: We don't sell it
Woman (bangs counter with stick) I demand to see the manager
It took 10 minutes to get rid of the daft old trout

Did you sort your printing problems....?  whistle:

Written in stone now.  whistle:

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